"Okay, here's the deal," Joker grinned. "There's going to be a kinky clown costume contest. Whoever gets the most clownish outfit that REALLY turns me on wins. I know that Harley seems to have an unfair advantage--"

"Right-a-roony, Mistah J!"

"But I'm not playing favourites! May the best clown win!"

Next Chapters

• The celebrities start to clown it up
• One of them tries to escape (Open)
• Joker has a surprise extra contestant! (Open)

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