Where did Joker take Lady Gaga, and what does he want with her?

by q
Storyline Perfect Targets
Characters Joker Harley Quinn
Category DC Celebrities
Previous Chapter Joker makes his grand debut, with a smile.

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Lady Gaga's head was pounding, and not from a busy night of hard partying. She groaned, with her legs a little bit wobbly when she stood, bracing herself at the sight of some ghastly white-faced and long blonde haired clown staring her down in a checkered see-through catsuit complete with zany clown collar until she realized...

"Oh. That's me."

With black eyeliner and eyeshadow, and blush on her cheeks, she wobbled over to the mirror and touched it, then gasped when it turned perfectly to show her some bizarre jester girl raspberrying her. She quickly covered her ears when some very loud audio feedback bounced off the bare concrete block walls.

"The contestants are awake! Ha ha HA!" cackled the Joker. "Time for our first episode of Gotham Underworld Idol, with your judges Robin the Boy Blunder, Batgirl the Batbrat, and your very own Clown Prince of Crime. One lucky loser tonight will get to be the butt of my jokes, and the rest... go the way of all bad jokes. Let's meet our contestants! Ladies?"

As a wall dropped in front of her, Lady Gaga squinted to get acquainted with the bright spotlights, stepping toward them. She made out shadowy, silhouetted shapes, getting sharper all the while. They came into focus, a bit of light revealing a boy in a domino mask, a young red-haired girl in a cape and bat cowl, and the rictus grinning madman she'd been warned about so many times when preparing her trip to Gotham.

"First, we have a woman clownish enough to give me a run for my money, the one and only Lady Gaga!"

"Well, I do dress to impress," she snarkily shot back.

"Next, we have the zany kiddo I raised with my own two hands, Harley Quinn!"

"I'm a shoe-in, Mistah J!"

And on, it went, as Lady Gaga heard her fellow "contestants": Katy Perry, Batwoman, and Ellen Yin. But what kind of nefarious scheme did this man have in mind?

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colleem - 10/21/2016 1:37 AM
Nice to see you again exidor. Then sstd has a future ?? and maybe cc or anyone else want to join too
exidor455 - 10/21/2016 12:45 AM
Thought the site was gone for good! lad to see it's back. :)
Evva - 10/21/2016 12:33 AM
why don't do two set of stories, one about Bryce and Tony and another about Bruce e Toni?
gothamalleyviper - 10/20/2016 9:36 PM
C.King, don't have anything typed out, but the Starts has a Fetish/Transgender/Hero to Heroine open. Imagine what fun the gods of chaos would have with that house hold.
C.King - 10/20/2016 9:32 PM
GAV: Gay married, or one has been made female? Or is it a lesbian marriage between Bryce Wayne and Toni Stark?
gothamalleyviper - 10/20/2016 9:25 PM
Stray thought... Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne would drive each other crazy if they existed in the same world... What would happen if they were married?
gothamalleyviper - 10/20/2016 4:41 PM
Which story line should I work on next?
Fanfic Fetishist - 10/20/2016 2:48 PM
Okay, done posting for now.
gothamalleyviper - 10/20/2016 1:44 PM
Had a thought for another Mystery Inc chapter hope people will like it.
Fanfic Fetishist - 10/20/2016 1:42 PM
Actually, I thought of these off the top of my head just now.

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