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Lady Gaga's head was pounding, and not from a busy night of hard partying. She groaned, with her legs a little bit wobbly when she stood, bracing herself at the sight of some ghastly white-faced and long blonde haired clown staring her down in a checkered
see-through catsuit complete with zany clown collar until she realized...
"Oh. That's me."
With black eyeliner and eyeshadow, and blush on her cheeks, she wobbled over to the mirror and touched it, then gasped when it turned perfectly to show her some bizarre jester girl raspberrying her. She quickly covered her ears when some very loud audio feedback
bounced off the bare concrete block walls.
"The contestants are awake! Ha ha HA!" cackled the Joker. "Time for our first episode of Gotham Underworld Idol, with your judges Robin the Boy Blunder, Batgirl the Batbrat, and your very own Clown Prince of Crime. One lucky loser tonight will get to be the
butt of my jokes, and the rest... go the way of all bad jokes. Let's meet our contestants! Ladies?"
As a wall dropped in front of her, Lady Gaga squinted to get acquainted with the bright spotlights, stepping toward them. She made out shadowy, silhouetted shapes, getting sharper all the while. They came into focus, a bit of light revealing a boy in a domino
mask, a young red-haired girl in a cape and bat cowl, and the rictus grinning madman she'd been warned about so many times when preparing her trip to Gotham.
"First, we have a woman clownish enough to give me a run for my money, the one and only Lady Gaga!"
"Well, I do dress to impress," she snarkily shot back.
"Next, we have the zany kiddo I raised with my own two hands, Harley Quinn!"
"I'm a shoe-in, Mistah J!"
And on, it went, as Lady Gaga heard her fellow "contestants": Katy Perry, Batwoman, and Ellen Yin. But what kind of nefarious scheme did this man have in mind?
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Grimmer - 10/18/2014 9:38 PM
I liked it, gotham! Looking forward to more.
gothamalleyviper - 10/18/2014 9:21 PM
Let me know what you guys think, Hopefully I fuel some contributions
gothamalleyviper - 10/17/2014 10:02 AM
ES, I keep trying to pick up the weekend on Sunday morning, but work and such keeps me from working on Rubber Queen. You did guess who I was going to have WW marry
ESchorcho - 10/17/2014 8:20 AM
Going along with CorruptionCentral's theme, I would say the best choices for WW to marry would be Ares, Cheetah or Circe. GAV, do you need me to do anything with Rubber Queen?
CorruptionCentral - 10/17/2014 6:44 AM
GAV: For Wonder Woman I would like to see polar opposites as spouces... Cap & Red Skull, Dr Psycho & Cersi, Reed and Doom. People that want to kill each other but can't act on it due to the contract
gothamalleyviper - 10/16/2014 9:04 PM
If I were to put in a Wonder Woman thread for Waking up in Vegas, who do you guys think she should marry?
Evva - 10/16/2014 3:33 PM
Jazze are you going to do something about Waking up in Vegas? Because so far you are piling the women and doing nothing to them. How about their reactions to the ring? I bet it would be more interesting if they had a chance to act.
Drake G. Reaper - 10/11/2014 8:08 PM
I've just put up a new chapter for Gwen Stacy: Supervillainess hope you guys are interested. Also I'd be great to see the Buffy in stepford storyline continue.
C.King - 10/9/2014 6:53 PM
Spider-man: Supergirl, Oracle, Poison Ivy, Catwoman, Spoiler, Black Canary, Powergirl, Starfire, Huntress, Wonder Woman, Lashina, Cat Grant, Zatanna, Vixen, Raven, Black Bat or Wonder Girl
Grimmer - 10/9/2014 6:53 PM
Batman and She Hulk would be fun to see.
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