Title

Where did Joker take Lady Gaga, and what does he want with her?

by q
Storyline Perfect Targets
Characters Joker Harley Quinn
Category DC Celebrities
Previous Chapter Joker makes his grand debut, with a smile.

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Lady Gaga's head was pounding, and not from a busy night of hard partying. She groaned, with her legs a little bit wobbly when she stood, bracing herself at the sight of some ghastly white-faced and long blonde haired clown staring her down in a checkered see-through catsuit complete with zany clown collar until she realized...

"Oh. That's me."

With black eyeliner and eyeshadow, and blush on her cheeks, she wobbled over to the mirror and touched it, then gasped when it turned perfectly to show her some bizarre jester girl raspberrying her. She quickly covered her ears when some very loud audio feedback bounced off the bare concrete block walls.

"The contestants are awake! Ha ha HA!" cackled the Joker. "Time for our first episode of Gotham Underworld Idol, with your judges Robin the Boy Blunder, Batgirl the Batbrat, and your very own Clown Prince of Crime. One lucky loser tonight will get to be the butt of my jokes, and the rest... go the way of all bad jokes. Let's meet our contestants! Ladies?"

As a wall dropped in front of her, Lady Gaga squinted to get acquainted with the bright spotlights, stepping toward them. She made out shadowy, silhouetted shapes, getting sharper all the while. They came into focus, a bit of light revealing a boy in a domino mask, a young red-haired girl in a cape and bat cowl, and the rictus grinning madman she'd been warned about so many times when preparing her trip to Gotham.

"First, we have a woman clownish enough to give me a run for my money, the one and only Lady Gaga!"

"Well, I do dress to impress," she snarkily shot back.

"Next, we have the zany kiddo I raised with my own two hands, Harley Quinn!"

"I'm a shoe-in, Mistah J!"

And on, it went, as Lady Gaga heard her fellow "contestants": Katy Perry, Batwoman, and Ellen Yin. But what kind of nefarious scheme did this man have in mind?


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gothamalleyviper - 2/22/2017 6:20 PM
I was thinking that the Catgirls are really the Cowgirl's slaves and that their milk has mind control agents in it so as humans drink it, they become willing slaves to their cowgirl mistresses.
Gorel - 2/22/2017 6:04 PM
Or even a benign invasion, where the cowgirls not only seek to breed but offer heroines to become cowgirls themselves. Giving them a BBW/amazon physique... Not to mention horns, tails and 4 tits!
Gorel - 2/22/2017 6:02 PM
Hmm sounds good, Funny. Another idea is they are endangered and they come to earth to boost their population because there are no more males on their planet.
gothamalleyviper - 2/22/2017 5:49 PM
Gorel, How does this sound to you? The Cosmic Cowgirls come to earth claiming they have to breed with the local heroes in order to be able to produce milk for Space Cat Girls who are holding their males and kids hostage.
Cal512 - 2/22/2017 4:47 PM
Urgh I noticed that the site ate a part of the last chapter I wrote... Is there a way to make that... not happen? I guess I should be grateful that I can edit the chapter.
symdude90 - 2/22/2017 4:23 PM
@Cal512 I'm definitely enjoying it so far! Keep up the great work!
Cal512 - 2/22/2017 3:59 PM
@symdude90 I'm glad you like it. I hope you'll enjoy my next few chapters as well. If you want something specific I may write something else out as well.
Gorel - 2/22/2017 3:27 PM
Let me know if anyone wants to add to Strange Appetites, I'd love to hear any brainstorming options.
symdude90 - 2/22/2017 12:36 PM
@Cal512 I really like where you going with this idea. You've done a great job with your chapters!
gothamalleyviper - 2/22/2017 10:50 AM
Twisted thought this morning, Tony Stark wakes up rule 63ed and married to Pepper who is her Hydra handler / hypno-dominatrix.



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