Title

The celebrities start to clown it up

by gothamalleyviper
Storyline Perfect Targets
Characters Joker Harley Quinn Batgirl Batman Robin Batgirl III (Stephanie Brown)
Category Celebrities Bondage
Previous Chapter A costume contest, most clownish wins.

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Lady Gaga was going to be damned if some city slut was going to out do her!  She began to stark a marionette themed dance routine.  Harley started a circus acrobat style routine.  Joker for his part yawned.  This went on for a few minutes.  Joker leaned forward and turned off the music. 

"Alright and now for the Judges," Joker spoke into a microphone in front of him, "Judge one, what do you give Lady Gaga? 7  And Harley? 8  Judge two, how do you rate Lady Gaga? 9 Harley? 6  Judge three what do you have to say about Lady Gaga? 3  And Harley? 10."

Joker got up and walked around the card table.

"Well, looks like Lady Gaga loses this round and Harley is advancing to the next round.  But there is good news for the Gaga Fans," Joker leaned into one of the video cameras placed around the mocked up studio, "There is a link to our paybudy account, if you want to have her back I am going to need a million dollars in that account."

Joker gave one of his more pleasant smiles for the camera in a mockery of innocence.  He had stolen the show, the star, made her make a fool of her self and now was going to ransom her back to her idiot fans.

"Ah, Mista J?" Harley said from a laptop.

"What is it Harley?" Joker asked.

"There is an offer of two million for us to kill her."

"Fucking Madonna," Lady Gaga sneered, "That bitch wants me dead for being a better star then her."

"Tell you what folks," Joker smiled in an evil fashion for the camera, "Bonus Round.  New Goal is ten Million Dollars, Harley is putting up a link for 'KILL DA SKANK'.  So now it is up to all of you.  Which account hits the Ten mill mark first or which has the most at the end of four hours decides the fate of our famous shmuck."

 

In the Batcave

Batman, Robin, Batgirl were watching the feed on the main monitor while Batman and Oracle were working on tracing the feed.

"Give me your card," Steph was reaching into Tims belt.

"Are you putting in for killing or saving?" Tim shoved her off, "Because I say kill the bitch!"

"Oracle?" Batman tried to ignore the kids next to him, "What's your status?"

"Dick is trying to donate to the save the skank fund!" Babs said over the com line.

Bruce began shaking with rage over the whole situation.

"SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!" he bellowed, "WE ARE NOT DONATING TO THE JOKER NO MATTER WHAT IT'S FOR!  WE FIND WHERE HE IS BROADCASTING FROM AND WE SAVE THE HOSTAGE!"


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Ghosthand - 10/23/2014 11:15 AM
@ secondchance- Thanks, this story is right up my alley as far as what I like. Sorry about the words that are bunched up, something went wrong from my copy-paste and there is no option to edit. If I post any more I'll watch that closer.
secondchance - 10/23/2014 2:31 AM
Ghosthand - Great job with Wonder Woman's Hooker Adventure! Well written & exactly the direction I wanted to go.
q - 10/23/2014 1:49 AM
Just saw the text of Rebooter was clumped. Fixed it, now it's separate paragraphs.
Grimmer - 10/22/2014 5:00 PM
Anyone willing to work with me on any Wonder Woman/Zatanna or Catwoman/Wonder Woman storylines involving weight gain and/or domination?
Grimmer - 10/18/2014 9:38 PM
I liked it, gotham! Looking forward to more.
gothamalleyviper - 10/18/2014 9:21 PM
Let me know what you guys think, Hopefully I fuel some contributions
gothamalleyviper - 10/17/2014 10:02 AM
ES, I keep trying to pick up the weekend on Sunday morning, but work and such keeps me from working on Rubber Queen. You did guess who I was going to have WW marry
ESchorcho - 10/17/2014 8:20 AM
Going along with CorruptionCentral's theme, I would say the best choices for WW to marry would be Ares, Cheetah or Circe. GAV, do you need me to do anything with Rubber Queen?
CorruptionCentral - 10/17/2014 6:44 AM
GAV: For Wonder Woman I would like to see polar opposites as spouces... Cap & Red Skull, Dr Psycho & Cersi, Reed and Doom. People that want to kill each other but can't act on it due to the contract
gothamalleyviper - 10/16/2014 9:04 PM
If I were to put in a Wonder Woman thread for Waking up in Vegas, who do you guys think she should marry?



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