Title

The Joker

by Fanfic Fetishist
Storyline The magic zipper
Characters Joker
Category Body Modification
Previous Chapter The DC universe

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    "A zipper unzips a thousand flies.  When Joker escapes, a thousand die," the clown philosophized as he idly played with the eldritch device in his hands, innocuously shaped like a zipper.  He played with it, tossing it back and forth, wondering where it had come from and what it was for.  

    "How odd," Joker said.  "Is someone playing a joke on me?  Because I don't think I get it.  And an unfunny joke just makes me want to murder things."  He blinked, and added, "Of course, there's a lot of things that make me want to murder people."  He cackled merrily.  After a few minutes, he looked at the zipper again.  He felt an adhesive substance on the back, and as an experiment, placed it on his doorway.  

    "Okay, so it sticks?" he said.  "Maybe it's part of a costume or something."  The Joker grabbed the zipper by the zip, and pulled it downward.  

    The foot thick door unzipped as if it was a pair of pants.  

    Joker stared in shock, pulling off the zipper.  Everyone else in the high security wing stared as well.  

    He giggled, and stepped outside of his cell.  "Handy dandy super unzipper!  I wonder what else this can do?" he said, ignoring the other super-villains as they tried to get his attention, trying to get him to use the zipper to free them.  

    "Shame you'll never find out," said a voice from behind the Joker, a gun poking him in the back of the head.  

    Joker whirled, knocking the gun out of the guard's hand, pinning the muscular man against the wall.  "Hmph," he said.  "Piggy piggy.  Time to squeal."  He placed the zipper on the man's forehead and unzipped it, expecting him to fall apart in a gory mess.  

    Instead, the man's body unzipped like a costume, a terrified pig scrambling out of it and running off, the man's original body fading out of existence.  Joker stared for a moment and giggled, realizing what just happened.

    "I thought of him as a pig... and he became a pig when I unzipped him..." he said.  "Oh this is delightful!"

    He looked back into the room.  All the other super-villains, save for an interested Harley Quinn, were all crowded up away from their cell doors, not wanting to get near the Joker and his zipper.  Joker smirked, considering his options.  Should he just escape?  Should he transform the villains into something useful so he'd have help for when he finally makes Batman what he wants him to be?  Literally?  (He was at least going to take Harley, no matter what.  He had grown admittedly fond of her, especially since she had gotten so good at keeping annoying sidekicks away from his Batman)  Or maybe he could transform himself?  

    ...Hell, why not do all of it?  The options the zipper represented were just too good!  Such a delightful comedy he could weave...


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wfx - 4/25/2015 7:04 PM
Glad people are liking WW with a Flip. I don't have a ton of time to work on it so replies are few and far between, but this was sort of the end of Chapter 1. I'm glad for anyone to chime in with another reply of course, but I think the forces will bre
gothamalleyviper - 4/24/2015 9:53 PM
ES, love the updates, will post more next week once I have internet back. Gorel, Will post more Windego at that time too.
ESchorcho - 4/24/2015 4:26 PM
Would like to know your thoughts on the new Rubber Queen chapters.
venkman - 4/24/2015 3:54 AM
Had forgotten how much fun Wonder Woman with a Flip was. Will definetley get my thinking cap on and try and contribite to the madness! :)
Sailor Mercury - 4/22/2015 8:47 PM
Writing a chapter for "Infinity Gem Madness" might be a few hours, but it should be up tonight.
Sailor Mercury - 4/17/2015 12:54 PM
2 story reboots and a new one should be up in the next few days
Mr.Easy - 4/14/2015 1:30 AM
Deadpool gets an infinity gem now there's an idea.
C.King - 4/13/2015 10:10 PM
Olivia Munn as Psylocke, opinion?
Sailor Mercury - 4/13/2015 11:01 AM
Working on chapters for "Infinity Gem Madness" and "Wasp's Wrath"
gothamalleyviper - 4/12/2015 1:12 AM
So Gorel and I are starting Marvel Wendigos back up, please rate and comment.



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