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The Illusive Man is starting to see a way to exploit this to humanity's advantage...

by Master_Kind
Storyline Normandy Gone Wild
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The Illusive Man watched the piggybacked broadcast with a scowl on his face, stubbing out one of his cigarettes angrily as the images concluded.

"Sir, what are your orders?" asked Kai Leng, a note of confusion in the usually steadfast assassin's voice.

"This is too pat. Too bizarre. Too . . . easy." The Illusive Man growled. "But we've seen these twisted alien cultures have bizarre sexual norms before. It's possible that this is truly what they want most of all . . . and even if it isn't, we can still play along."

"Sir?"

"Get our geneticists on double shifts and bring up all the data we have our former operative, Miranda Lawson. Also, put all of our research into creating alien STDs and subliminal mind control into Priority Alpha. Same for behavioral modifications and mental triggers."

"Get our files on Jack as well. See if we can't refine that biotic redefinition of metabolism project as well - albeit with a focus on changing the body's needs in a far different manner than we were planning on doing."

The Illusive Man sneered with amusement.

"These aliens said they want to see porn and they want to see Shepard sleep with all of his old crew. Luckily, we can offer them a new and improved Miranda Lawson - whether or not Miss Lawson desires to be improved or not."

Kai Leng nodded with a smile.

"Shall I assemble a strike force to collect that traitorous bitch, Sir?"

The Illusive Man lit another cigarette and smiled.

"You read my mind, Kai. Just try not to bruise her too much in transit. We need her alive and as delightfully healthy as ever."

Kai grinned nastily.

"It will be my pleasure, Sir."


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gothamalleyviper - 3/25/2017 5:28 PM
Another Crank post on the Forums, let me know what people think.
Darth Elsa - 3/24/2017 10:01 PM
Working on a Pink lantern chapter, should be up by midnight.
Darth Elsa - 3/24/2017 12:37 PM
Wasp could be good for the harem. She could be her master's consultant on designs for sexy outfits
gothamalleyviper - 3/24/2017 9:38 AM
C.King meet me over in the forum have ideas and questions. If anyone else has ideas for Harem App please post your thoughts too.
C.King - 3/23/2017 6:42 PM
He would also think of tactical options of the hottest women. He has a psionic, he might want others. Like a mage, a strong woman, a speedster, etc.
C.King - 3/23/2017 6:32 PM
Depends if someone finds out. If not, I would make him hesitate from using it one real people. Maybe more marvel, or even other shows/anime/video games/etc.
gothamalleyviper - 3/23/2017 6:17 PM
So after Tim bangs Emma like a marching band at a drum battle, what should his next course of action be?
C.King - 3/23/2017 5:46 PM
Interesting episode, GAV. Not sure what I can do with them.
gothamalleyviper - 3/23/2017 5:42 PM
Any feed back helps.
C.King - 3/23/2017 3:57 PM
It's a joke from another forum. The answer being all things end in sex.



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