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The Illusive Man is starting to see a way to exploit this to humanity's advantage...

by Master_Kind
Storyline Normandy Gone Wild
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The Illusive Man watched the piggybacked broadcast with a scowl on his face, stubbing out one of his cigarettes angrily as the images concluded.

"Sir, what are your orders?" asked Kai Leng, a note of confusion in the usually steadfast assassin's voice.

"This is too pat. Too bizarre. Too . . . easy." The Illusive Man growled. "But we've seen these twisted alien cultures have bizarre sexual norms before. It's possible that this is truly what they want most of all . . . and even if it isn't, we can still play along."

"Sir?"

"Get our geneticists on double shifts and bring up all the data we have our former operative, Miranda Lawson. Also, put all of our research into creating alien STDs and subliminal mind control into Priority Alpha. Same for behavioral modifications and mental triggers."

"Get our files on Jack as well. See if we can't refine that biotic redefinition of metabolism project as well - albeit with a focus on changing the body's needs in a far different manner than we were planning on doing."

The Illusive Man sneered with amusement.

"These aliens said they want to see porn and they want to see Shepard sleep with all of his old crew. Luckily, we can offer them a new and improved Miranda Lawson - whether or not Miss Lawson desires to be improved or not."

Kai Leng nodded with a smile.

"Shall I assemble a strike force to collect that traitorous bitch, Sir?"

The Illusive Man lit another cigarette and smiled.

"You read my mind, Kai. Just try not to bruise her too much in transit. We need her alive and as delightfully healthy as ever."

Kai grinned nastily.

"It will be my pleasure, Sir."


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colleem - 8/27/2014 12:49 AM
Message Board :) Some Ideas for Purple Man / Master Plan Stories
gothamalleyviper - 8/25/2014 8:14 PM
I wonder what you would to with my Catwoman entries to Manly Henchmen.
C.King - 8/25/2014 7:33 PM
Which storylines or episodes I work on would you like to see more of? Also good work on the silly, GAV.
gothamalleyviper - 8/25/2014 5:52 PM
Random silliness for you C.King. look in the message boards.
LesLes - 8/25/2014 5:22 PM
Might have left this new story a little too open, but hopefully someone will be inspired to continue!
ESchorcho - 8/25/2014 4:58 PM
gothamalleyviper, that visual of the Rubber Queen and her subjects eating pizza was...amazing. Very unexpected.
C.King - 8/24/2014 4:55 PM
I was being silly. Like the preview for the second Meep episode on Phineas and Ferb. Have I created a monster?
gothamalleyviper - 8/24/2014 4:36 PM
Why not go Who-vian; Rubber Queen vs Cyber-rubber-men? If people are interested in a Rubber Queen vs story put your thoughts in a message thread
XFAN - 8/24/2014 1:48 PM
Rubber Queen Versus the Latex Empress? How about VS the PVC Princess, Silk Sultan, Lady Leather....sorry could not resist.
C.King - 8/24/2014 1:08 PM
Rubber Queen Versus the Latex Empress?



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