Batman continues his patrol to try and calm his nerves first...

by Fanfic Fetishist
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Characters Alfred Pennyworth Batman Batman Catwoman
Category Harem
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Batman hesitated. If things had changed, he might complicate things by going home immediately and confronting Selina and the others.

As he thought this, another memory flashed into his head.





“Bats, I love you, but you're being stubborn,” Catwoman said, pressing her absurdly huge breasts into his arm as she held out the plate of cookies.

“It's not that I don't love your cookies, Selina,” Bruce Wayne said, his Batman mask off (he didn't 'become' Batman until he was fully dressed). “There's some of the best I've had since my mother's. It's just that with the way I have to drive sometimes...”

Catwoman rolled her eyes. “Bruce,you, Robin, and Nightwing have been on a roll lately. Criminals are scared to come out at night for fear of the big black bat coming out and eating them. Plus, Joker and the others are all in Arkham. You're not gonna have to swerve, so take the damn plate.”

“Selina...” Bruce said, smiling despite himself.

“Alfred, Bruce is being a dink,”Catwoman said, giving the nearby butler an adorably pouty look.

Alfred, amused simply gave Bruce a pointed look.

Bruce rolled his eyes. “All right,all right,” he said, chuckling. “I'll take the cookies.”




Batman froze for a moment. He stroked his chin thoughtfully. The memory hadn't overridden an old one, it had simply appeared, making things convenient for him.

Batman ate another cookie. Goodness, these were fantastic. Had Selina always been capable of culinary feats like this, or was it just from being his wife and having access to mansion resources?

He got back into the car, and resolved to finish his patrol. Before he made his wish, he'd heard rumors of the Joker being up to something. And since he had Harley now instead of Joker, he wanted to investigate even more now. He'd noted in the past that Harley was a calming influence on Joker. If Batman had stolen Harley's affection from the Joker, then he might retaliate...

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gothamalleyviper - 10/4/2015 11:43 AM
Can Someone please pick up the next chapter on Fempoclyse Happened? I would like to take a look at other parts of the DC world but am not that familiar with areas outside of Gotham or Metropolis.
colleem - 10/3/2015 2:00 AM
just as an hint. in my chapter the Baxter Building will have a total Blackout. just if you guys want to work on your next chapters in the meantime
colleem - 10/3/2015 1:57 AM
Think i will start a Susan Chapter today with focus on Reed and the Nun. will not go to much in detail what is with her but some very strange things will happen
ESchorcho - 10/1/2015 11:43 PM
Also, feel free to add to the story now.
ESchorcho - 10/1/2015 11:43 PM
Let me know what you think of the Mephisto chapters.
ESchorcho - 10/1/2015 12:37 PM
Should have more Mephisto in a bit to go along with the other new chapters.
gothamalleyviper - 9/29/2015 6:25 PM
I had the idea when I read the Disney Chapter of the Cursed costume and that was before anything from Monster Candy.
gothamalleyviper - 9/29/2015 7:40 AM
What would the Movie "Knocked up" look like if it stared superheroes? How would it get started? Who would be the unlikely couple?
Gorel - 9/28/2015 11:00 PM
Hey Anarchy let me know if you can't post, I can sub in.
gothamalleyviper - 9/28/2015 8:55 PM
New Posts, Feed back is requested.

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