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Batman

by Fanfic Fetishist
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Characters Batman Batman
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Previous Chapter DC/Marvel Universe

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Batman was rarely at a loss for words. But when a rock fell out of the sky and landed on his head with a cartoonish sound-effect, being at a loss for words was a rare thing. He picked up the rock, dusting it off and looking at it, smirking a little at the writing on it.


He felt a brief shuddering in his mind, the rock influencing him into making a wish, however it was so slight that even his highly trained mind didn't notice. It didn't help that he wasn't taking the rock's inscription seriously.


“Make a wish, huh...” Batman said,thinking. He chuckled, getting a silly idea. “Okay, here's some wishes for you. I wish that Catwoman was my obedient, unquestioning wife but still kept her normal personality otherwise, I wish that Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy were my totally loyal sex slaves/pets, I wish that all three were bustier than Power Girl, and I wish everyone else in the world remembered that it had always been this way.”


Batman felt the rock pulse briefly,but nothing happened visibly. He looked around, frowning, a worried feeling coming over him. Cautiously, he pocketed the stone and headed back to the Batmobile...


...only to find something new there. A plate of cat-shaped frosted cookies on the passenger side of the car. A note was on it in Catwoman's handwriting, stating for him to 'Enjoy!'


He cautiously took one of the cookies and ate it. It was delicious, and wasn't poisoned...


...he briefly felt a flash of memory being inserted in his mind, of a beautiful woman with huge breasts and long black hair kissing him on the cheek before he went out.


“Did my wish come true?” he said,finishing off the cookie and taking another one. They were really good.


He mulled over his options. He could go back and check on things, or continue his patrol, as nothing seemed off otherwise...


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January - 12/20/2014 2:59 AM
I love this Medieval Madness line. Might think of trying to add on to it, but I've never posted an episode on this site...
gothamalleyviper - 12/18/2014 10:05 PM
ES, look for a doctor in the fish
ESchorcho - 12/18/2014 10:00 PM
GAV, I loved the chapter. I did like the Diana/Lois interaction. Still can't believe I did that. What is going to happen in the ceremony? Want to continue this in the message board?
gothamalleyviper - 12/18/2014 9:34 PM
I am wondering if the same people are posting twisted Disney Princess stories here http://www.pinterest.com/pin/552746554236351206/
gothamalleyviper - 12/18/2014 9:31 PM
@ ES, I did incorporate it, I hope you like where I took the rest of the cast throw the morning.
ESchorcho - 12/18/2014 9:16 PM
gothamalleyviper, I messed up on my Lois Human Sacrifice chapter in Rubber Queen. It should have come after your Human Sacrifice chapter. Can't believe I did that.
colleem - 12/18/2014 11:25 AM
Susan´s dream is online. I will try to write Tony´s dream until Saturday. If someone want to write with CC and me in this Story just tell it :) We are talking about Email for better planing
gothamalleyviper - 12/17/2014 8:42 PM
I am about half way throw the chapter for Rubberqueen, and plotted out the "Wedding Chapter", but I keep getting interupted by my life AFK. I kind of want the Warhamer can from 63 Joker and go play "Whack-a-Joe"
colleem - 12/17/2014 2:14 PM
Oprimus... dont you think that it is a bit... unfair to post empty chapters?
ESchorcho - 12/17/2014 7:34 AM
gothamalleyviper, do you need any help with Rubber Queen? Let me know. If you want to start a discussion in the Message Board I would be willing to talk.



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