"Hmh..." Joker said, uncharacteristically thoughtful. It hurt his head, so he picked up a nearby cockroach and began slowly dismembering it. It helped him focus. And made everyone else in the room nervous. "Getting a little tired of having to deal with the Bat bringing cronies in to spoil my fun..."
The way he felt towards Batman... it wasn't precisely romantic, but it was close enough. (Plus, the look Bats got on his face whenever Joker got flirty with him? Hee-larious.) He didn't like anyone else hurting Batman except him.
He didn't mind having beautiful company around, though. And in the rare instances he felt amorous, Harley was always good for a laugh.
An unnerving grin crept over his face as an idea came to him. Yes, it would be nice to have some lovely company around. And if they never questioned him, like Harley did sometimes...
He twirled the zipper, making his decision. He'd remake all of Batman's rogues into his sexy, loyal servants. He'd keep them the same in terms of theme (more funny that way), he'd just make them buxom and attractive. And best of all, unquestioning. Harley too, her lip got annoying at times...
But who to change first?
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