Zatanna took one last look around the dressing room before flicking off the light. No shows for two whole months she thought to herself. She heard a muffled scream by the stage doors. "Why do scum bags never take a vacation?" she thought to herself as she strode to the door.

Two thugs were attacking a young red headed woman. One of them forced her to the ground while the other, noticing Zatanna charged at the magician, billy club in hand. "Emoceb a yllib taog" she smiled as she walked towards him. The thug dropped his weapon, and in a puff of smoke was replaced by a confused billy goat. "Don't worry it's not permanent............I think" she said as the other assailant fled. 

Zatanna approached the unconscious woman "Don't worry, they can't hurt you any more" she said as she turned the girl over. "Awwwww aren't you the sweetest!" shrieked Harley as she threw her arms around Zatanna's neck, kissing her firmly on the lips. Zatanna threw Harley off her and stumbled backwards. "Wha.....what did you doooo? That kis..." she tried to say. Harley straightened herself up, comically wiping her lips, spreading her red lipstick over her mouth, and threw off her red wig. 

"Oh this?" She smiled as she tasted a tiny bit off her finger, "this was a birthday present from Poison Ivy. You like?"

"No...must get awa" stammered Zatanna, she tried to say a teleportation spell, but her lips had become numb, she tried to turn and run before falling on the ground, out cold. Harley whistled while approaching her and placed a red ball gag around Zatanna s lips. Securing it firmly she dragged the heroine to the ice cream van waiting at the bottom of the alleyway...