Title

The Joker explains his contingency plan

by venkman
Storyline Harley gets a new pal
Characters Joker Harley Quinn
Category DC
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"Mr J? Is that you?" Harley asked reaching to the screen.

"That's right Harley. It's me. Mr J. The Joker. I would imagine you'll be quite happy to see me. As this screen should only be activating if I haven't tripped any sensors in one of our lairs for over a month. I do so hope I died taking thousands of innocents and bat brain with me!" He laughed before wiping away a tear. "Anywho, lets get down to brass taxes Harley. I'm sure you will be lonely with no one else that shares our unique views on the world"

"Oh yes Mr J" Harley ran her fingernail down the screen sadly. "Well turn that frown upside down girlfriend! " he laughed " I could never leave you all alone without likeminded company. But first if you'll do me the honour of staring into the retinal scanner. If there is no response within 5 seconds the building will explode. Chop chop!"

Harley quickly positioned her eyes before the scanner while the Joker cackled in the background. Once the scan was complete she stepped back to look at the monitor.

"Now then kitten" smiled the Joker " I am going to give you the greatest gift of all, friendship. I have here scenarios to take some pathetic heroine and help her see the world through our eyes. Once you select one from the screen, I will provide you with detailed instructions on how to bring them into our special world. I will also provide you with the location I have hidden a certain cocktail that will help you. There is only one of these vials in existence. So please, do choose carefully" he giggled.

Harley jumped up and down on the spot and clapped her hands "Awwww thanks Mr J! You're just the best!"

The screen flickered and four names appeared on the monitor.


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Ghosthand - 10/23/2014 11:15 AM
@ secondchance- Thanks, this story is right up my alley as far as what I like. Sorry about the words that are bunched up, something went wrong from my copy-paste and there is no option to edit. If I post any more I'll watch that closer.
secondchance - 10/23/2014 2:31 AM
Ghosthand - Great job with Wonder Woman's Hooker Adventure! Well written & exactly the direction I wanted to go.
q - 10/23/2014 1:49 AM
Just saw the text of Rebooter was clumped. Fixed it, now it's separate paragraphs.
Grimmer - 10/22/2014 5:00 PM
Anyone willing to work with me on any Wonder Woman/Zatanna or Catwoman/Wonder Woman storylines involving weight gain and/or domination?
Grimmer - 10/18/2014 9:38 PM
I liked it, gotham! Looking forward to more.
gothamalleyviper - 10/18/2014 9:21 PM
Let me know what you guys think, Hopefully I fuel some contributions
gothamalleyviper - 10/17/2014 10:02 AM
ES, I keep trying to pick up the weekend on Sunday morning, but work and such keeps me from working on Rubber Queen. You did guess who I was going to have WW marry
ESchorcho - 10/17/2014 8:20 AM
Going along with CorruptionCentral's theme, I would say the best choices for WW to marry would be Ares, Cheetah or Circe. GAV, do you need me to do anything with Rubber Queen?
CorruptionCentral - 10/17/2014 6:44 AM
GAV: For Wonder Woman I would like to see polar opposites as spouces... Cap & Red Skull, Dr Psycho & Cersi, Reed and Doom. People that want to kill each other but can't act on it due to the contract
gothamalleyviper - 10/16/2014 9:04 PM
If I were to put in a Wonder Woman thread for Waking up in Vegas, who do you guys think she should marry?



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