Title

The Joker explains his contingency plan

by venkman
Storyline Harley gets a new pal
Characters Joker Harley Quinn
Category DC
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"Mr J? Is that you?" Harley asked reaching to the screen.

"That's right Harley. It's me. Mr J. The Joker. I would imagine you'll be quite happy to see me. As this screen should only be activating if I haven't tripped any sensors in one of our lairs for over a month. I do so hope I died taking thousands of innocents and bat brain with me!" He laughed before wiping away a tear. "Anywho, lets get down to brass taxes Harley. I'm sure you will be lonely with no one else that shares our unique views on the world"

"Oh yes Mr J" Harley ran her fingernail down the screen sadly. "Well turn that frown upside down girlfriend! " he laughed " I could never leave you all alone without likeminded company. But first if you'll do me the honour of staring into the retinal scanner. If there is no response within 5 seconds the building will explode. Chop chop!"

Harley quickly positioned her eyes before the scanner while the Joker cackled in the background. Once the scan was complete she stepped back to look at the monitor.

"Now then kitten" smiled the Joker " I am going to give you the greatest gift of all, friendship. I have here scenarios to take some pathetic heroine and help her see the world through our eyes. Once you select one from the screen, I will provide you with detailed instructions on how to bring them into our special world. I will also provide you with the location I have hidden a certain cocktail that will help you. There is only one of these vials in existence. So please, do choose carefully" he giggled.

Harley jumped up and down on the spot and clapped her hands "Awwww thanks Mr J! You're just the best!"

The screen flickered and four names appeared on the monitor.


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Yang Xiao Long - 8/24/2016 11:26 PM
There. Please feel free to add on to Devilish Woman if you want
Yang Xiao Long - 8/24/2016 5:10 PM
Sorry for the delay. I'll get a chapter for Devilish Woman up tonight
misbegotten2 - 8/24/2016 2:49 PM
ESchorcho--thanks for the compliment. Will try to have more up tomorrow or Friday.
Gorel - 8/23/2016 11:03 PM
Hey Fanficfetishist, I'm giving it some time if you want to add to Rogue Appetites, if not just let me know.
ESchorcho - 8/22/2016 5:01 PM
Great Bimbotech chapter, misbegotten2!
Gorel - 8/21/2016 7:32 PM
RL claims us all from time to time... She is a harsh mistress.
Fanfic Fetishist - 8/21/2016 7:22 PM
I'm sorry I haven't been contributing much. RL responsibilities affecting my will to write.
Yang Xiao Long - 8/21/2016 6:58 PM
I'll have a Devilish Woman chapter up either tonight or tomorrow.
Yang Xiao Long - 8/21/2016 3:50 PM
I don't have any ideas for Meanest Bitch of All either. I am writting something for Devilish Woman though.
Darth Elsa - 8/20/2016 10:41 PM
Not at the moment Niva. If you want to add a chapter you can.



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