Title

The Joker explains his contingency plan

by venkman
Storyline Harley gets a new pal
Characters Joker Harley Quinn
Category DC
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"Mr J? Is that you?" Harley asked reaching to the screen.

"That's right Harley. It's me. Mr J. The Joker. I would imagine you'll be quite happy to see me. As this screen should only be activating if I haven't tripped any sensors in one of our lairs for over a month. I do so hope I died taking thousands of innocents and bat brain with me!" He laughed before wiping away a tear. "Anywho, lets get down to brass taxes Harley. I'm sure you will be lonely with no one else that shares our unique views on the world"

"Oh yes Mr J" Harley ran her fingernail down the screen sadly. "Well turn that frown upside down girlfriend! " he laughed " I could never leave you all alone without likeminded company. But first if you'll do me the honour of staring into the retinal scanner. If there is no response within 5 seconds the building will explode. Chop chop!"

Harley quickly positioned her eyes before the scanner while the Joker cackled in the background. Once the scan was complete she stepped back to look at the monitor.

"Now then kitten" smiled the Joker " I am going to give you the greatest gift of all, friendship. I have here scenarios to take some pathetic heroine and help her see the world through our eyes. Once you select one from the screen, I will provide you with detailed instructions on how to bring them into our special world. I will also provide you with the location I have hidden a certain cocktail that will help you. There is only one of these vials in existence. So please, do choose carefully" he giggled.

Harley jumped up and down on the spot and clapped her hands "Awwww thanks Mr J! You're just the best!"

The screen flickered and four names appeared on the monitor.


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C.King - 7/30/2016 2:28 PM
Added a new storyline and threads posted to another addventure site (CHYOO). Thoughts?
colleem - 7/30/2016 9:38 AM
Gnaaa Bored :) And my co writers are busy :( No idea what i should do right now ^^
Fanfic Fetishist - 7/29/2016 6:42 AM
I would absolutely love to collaborate on We Happy Few. I've put a post up on the Addventure message board.
bambucea09 - 7/29/2016 2:03 AM
Who likes to add female symbiote stuff?
colleem - 7/29/2016 1:29 AM
Do not know any game in this way but uncle Google told me about the Pleasant Story :) sounds interesting
Gorel - 7/28/2016 11:29 PM
Looks like its based on the video game of the same name. Interesting premise really.
colleem - 7/28/2016 11:28 PM
Fanfic :) could we talk about your story in the Message Board :) It sounds very interesting and is something new :) Would gladly join it but donĀ“t want to ruin your Idea :)
Fanfic Fetishist - 7/28/2016 10:52 PM
For purposes of my new story, I would like it if the Horrible Thing that the heroes and villains did never be revealed.
Fanfic Fetishist - 7/28/2016 10:42 PM
Trying an experiment with a non-H story...
Gorel - 7/28/2016 8:44 PM
Sadly its a reoccurring problem Regret.



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