"Uh-huh?" she said as the camera was pointed in her direction.

"What brings such a sophisticated actress and model like yourself here - and dressed like that?"

"Um, isn't it, like, obvious?" Mary Jane tittered with a voice full of helium, bobbing her red pigtails that made her look much younger. "I gotta see Spider-Man 'cause he's the coolest an' the sexiest an', like, TOTALLY most awesomest guy everywhere! I know they're makin' a Spider-Man movie and I gotta play his girlfriend there 'cause no one loves Spidey better than I do!"

"I see."

"Not like all those ugly old skanky sluts that hang around him! They're, like, totally not good enough for my Spidey! He's gonna see how much I love him and take me in his arms an' marry me an' fill me with his babies!"

"I see...."

"I love you, SPIDEY!" Mary Jane squealed as she lifted her shirt right in front of the camera to reveal her impressive boob-job and the "property of Spider-Man" complete with the Spider-Man logo, on her left tit. "I got in on my ass too! You wanna see?"