"Hey girls, look what I found while googling myself." said the woman with blond hair, white face paint and a leather jester outfit. Her two... friends, one a redhead in what looked like leaf like clothing and another a brunette in a black catsuit came over to the computer and notice a music video on Youtube.
The clown, named Harley Quin, spoke, "It's a fan made video of us based on that Goo Goo song, Rad Romance."
"You mean Bad Romance by Lady Gaga." said the brunette known as Catwoman.
"Let her have her fun Selina." said the redheaded Poison Ivy, before continuing, "Play it Harley and lets see if we should be upset or not."
As the computer played the video the music started, unknowingly enchanted by the muse to have more of an affect:
Oh, Oh, Oh, Ooh
Caught in a bat romance
Ooh! Carni-Carnival!
Mwah Mwah, hahaha!
Meow, oh meow!
Want your bat romance!
The three woman watched entranced as the song played and the first verse began, affecting Harley.
Carni-Carnival!
Hammer, oh hammer!
Haha, oh haha,
want your bat romance.
Tired of Joker and his greasy hair,
His dumb card tricks could never please me downstairs I want bat love, love love love I want bat love.
(Hahahahaha)
His high-pitched voice and his shrieks full of glee,
he sounded like he hasn't hit puberty.
I want Batman,
(gasp)
That's my plan!
I'll get Batman!
Just because I'm a jester
doesn't mean I can't pleasure.
(Haha)
I want all my jokes to be on you!
Bust out the batcuffs and your grappling hook,
you and me could have a bat romance!
I wanna go see your bat habitat!
Oh, by the way I'm an acrobat!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ooh oh!
Jackpot for Mista B!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ooh oh!
Grand prizes all of me!
As Harley listened, she realized how much of a putz the clown she had been after had been. Ugly, greasy haired freak who sounded castrated cause he likely was. Not like Mr. B who was hot even with a mask, and his form fitting batsuit. She thought, "God, I wonder what kind of weapon he's packing under that codpiece? And if he would use it on me... over and over again.
Kiss, kiss
I am known.
Mwah mwah ahaha.
Carnai- Carnatia.
Want your bat romance.
Forget the batwing, it will not be flown,
just smell these pheramones and get in the zone,
once you inhale I won't fail I'll get Bat tail...
(Ah)
Come see my garden,
there is privacy.
Want you to be a vegan,
devour me.
We'll take our time,
us confined,
it's such a crime.
I need to be fancy,
just don't be a pansy.
I last long with photosynthesis!
I'm using vines to tie your feet and your hands,
you and me could have a bat romance!
I want to teach you about botany,
but only if you want me!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ooh oh!
Will you accept this rose?
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ooh oh!
One kiss and your heart will explode!
Ivy was affected as well, as she realized that Batman was the only man she could trust with her body. Trust with her feelings, given his kindness and compassion when she had just tried to kill him and others. "I'll have to give him a shot like Harley, but no problem. Then he can devour my veggies and seed my garden. Give him some... chemical boosts."
Mrow, mrow, row
meow, oh meow,
paw, paw, oh paw, paw!
Want your bat romance!
Mrow, mrow, row
meow, oh meow,
paw, paw, oh paw, paw!
Scratch!
Mrow!
Move it bitches,
Batty only has one mistress.
Growl!
Hiss!
Stay away,
you little kittens will get spayed.
Bite!
Rip!
I'll crack my whip!
Bat boy is my only catnip!
Purr, purr!
He is mine,
He craves to be with this feline!
I want bat love and I want it to stay,
be my playtoy,
be my tuna fillet.
Catwoman was affected the least as she was already in a Bat Romance. All it did was just rev her sex drive and made her want to seek out Bruce for a midnight chase followed by a midnight fuck. Then the song shifted to the next little verse.
Screw you, weed chick!
Will kitty lick sick?
You're Joker's trick!
(Gasp)
Well then, this is the end!
We are not all good friends!
No more Gotham Sirens!
The three women filled with hatred and rage with the other two. Bitch was the most tame they thought about each other. Ivy and Harley who had been friends with benefits, now wanted to murder each other. Teeth grinded, fists clenched, veins popped. Then the music continued.
If we cannot decide,
then we will compromise!
We want a motor batmobile that can seat four of us,
we'll have a bat romance!
We just need you to take that sexy mask off...
on second thought,
leave it on!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ooh oh!
Caped crusading man!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ooh oh!
Caught in a bat romance!
Cha-ching!
Royal flush!
Bouquet,
very lush!
Madame,
extra plush!
Want your bat romance!
Rage and hatred was replaced by lust and love between the women. The idea of starting a harem with the four of them, the Sirens and the Batman, was their only goal at the moment. Without speaking they knew they had to get with their man.