Title

Batman Deals with Mad Hatter first

by q
Storyline Perfect Targets
Characters Batman
Category DC Mind Control Celebrities
Previous Chapter Lets see who is the biggest diva?

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Even as high up in the concert hall as he was, Batman could hear the infamous diva rounding out her second song. It, along with having to continue watching over the way Lady Gaga scandalized his mother's name, was a small price to pay when it came to dispensing justice. He tapped a pad on his cowl, switching on his infrared vision. Most of it was expected. Throngs of young people, a few stage hands, a gyrating and gesticulating singer, and just as Selina had told him: backup dancers in the very obvious shape of Dodo birds. And up top, above the stage lights, he saw a very tall hat, with a man attached to it, hunched over some tinkering gadget.

"Thank you! I hope you're all having loads of fun, we wouldn't want to let down Mrs. Wayne, right?" Lady Gaga called out to her cheering, adoring audience. With all the amorous smiles, she couldn't help giving them back one of her own. "This next song is a little something I think says everything this concert is all about. Love, baby! So let's pump this one up to the heavens and make sure Mrs. Wayne can hear and party with us!"

Batman shivered at that line, perhaps for the first time in his career, and shot his grappling hook to one of the high lights. He swung high over the crowd, his boots narrowly skimming the angle of cameras rolling to record the whole sordid display below. As he silently landed on the metal beams above his target, he heard the first machinations of Jervis Tetch play out.

"Rah rah, ah ah ah. Roma, roma ma. Ga ga, baa baa baaaaaaaaa..."

"From White Queen to Sheep! Oh yes, oh yes!" the Mad Hatter tittered. "A fitting fate for the likes of her, to be stripped of her rank and serve my... ack!"

The Mad Hatter turned just in time to see the dark rush of Batman's fist before it planted into his face, knocking him out instantly.


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Grimmer - 10/18/2014 9:38 PM
I liked it, gotham! Looking forward to more.
gothamalleyviper - 10/18/2014 9:21 PM
Let me know what you guys think, Hopefully I fuel some contributions
gothamalleyviper - 10/17/2014 10:02 AM
ES, I keep trying to pick up the weekend on Sunday morning, but work and such keeps me from working on Rubber Queen. You did guess who I was going to have WW marry
ESchorcho - 10/17/2014 8:20 AM
Going along with CorruptionCentral's theme, I would say the best choices for WW to marry would be Ares, Cheetah or Circe. GAV, do you need me to do anything with Rubber Queen?
CorruptionCentral - 10/17/2014 6:44 AM
GAV: For Wonder Woman I would like to see polar opposites as spouces... Cap & Red Skull, Dr Psycho & Cersi, Reed and Doom. People that want to kill each other but can't act on it due to the contract
gothamalleyviper - 10/16/2014 9:04 PM
If I were to put in a Wonder Woman thread for Waking up in Vegas, who do you guys think she should marry?
Evva - 10/16/2014 3:33 PM
Jazze are you going to do something about Waking up in Vegas? Because so far you are piling the women and doing nothing to them. How about their reactions to the ring? I bet it would be more interesting if they had a chance to act.
Drake G. Reaper - 10/11/2014 8:08 PM
I've just put up a new chapter for Gwen Stacy: Supervillainess hope you guys are interested. Also I'd be great to see the Buffy in stepford storyline continue.
C.King - 10/9/2014 6:53 PM
Spider-man: Supergirl, Oracle, Poison Ivy, Catwoman, Spoiler, Black Canary, Powergirl, Starfire, Huntress, Wonder Woman, Lashina, Cat Grant, Zatanna, Vixen, Raven, Black Bat or Wonder Girl
Grimmer - 10/9/2014 6:53 PM
Batman and She Hulk would be fun to see.



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