Title

Batman Deals with Mad Hatter first

by q
Storyline Perfect Targets
Characters Batman
Category DC Mind Control Celebrities
Previous Chapter Lets see who is the biggest diva?

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Even as high up in the concert hall as he was, Batman could hear the infamous diva rounding out her second song. It, along with having to continue watching over the way Lady Gaga scandalized his mother's name, was a small price to pay when it came to dispensing justice. He tapped a pad on his cowl, switching on his infrared vision. Most of it was expected. Throngs of young people, a few stage hands, a gyrating and gesticulating singer, and just as Selina had told him: backup dancers in the very obvious shape of Dodo birds. And up top, above the stage lights, he saw a very tall hat, with a man attached to it, hunched over some tinkering gadget.

"Thank you! I hope you're all having loads of fun, we wouldn't want to let down Mrs. Wayne, right?" Lady Gaga called out to her cheering, adoring audience. With all the amorous smiles, she couldn't help giving them back one of her own. "This next song is a little something I think says everything this concert is all about. Love, baby! So let's pump this one up to the heavens and make sure Mrs. Wayne can hear and party with us!"

Batman shivered at that line, perhaps for the first time in his career, and shot his grappling hook to one of the high lights. He swung high over the crowd, his boots narrowly skimming the angle of cameras rolling to record the whole sordid display below. As he silently landed on the metal beams above his target, he heard the first machinations of Jervis Tetch play out.

"Rah rah, ah ah ah. Roma, roma ma. Ga ga, baa baa baaaaaaaaa..."

"From White Queen to Sheep! Oh yes, oh yes!" the Mad Hatter tittered. "A fitting fate for the likes of her, to be stripped of her rank and serve my... ack!"

The Mad Hatter turned just in time to see the dark rush of Batman's fist before it planted into his face, knocking him out instantly.


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Dendro - 11/22/2014 9:05 PM
Hey sorry ESchorcho, busy couple of weeks. Could you send it to thisisizzy@gmail.com? Thanks again.
gethewil - 11/20/2014 1:56 PM
Looking for " Golden Maiden" by Caliban
Drake G. Reaper - 11/18/2014 8:00 PM
I've just posted a Destiny crossover story I hope you guys have fun with it.
Sailor Mercury - 11/18/2014 3:50 PM
Marvel's current events are real good ideas for stories!
venkman - 11/18/2014 2:35 AM
Coming out of lurking / semi retirement to join the chorus of approval for Ghosthands latest update. Inspired stuff. Hoping I'll be contributing again before year is out :)
ESchorcho - 11/17/2014 11:19 AM
I'm going to echo secondchance's compliments, Ghosthand. Excellent Wonder Woman's Hooker Adventure chapter. Keep up the great work!
secondchance - 11/16/2014 3:34 PM
Well Done Ghosthand on the Wonder Woman's Hooker adventure. I have ideas for Sammie at her new digs at the Candy Goose. I will take a shot at that soon and we can see what happens next for Dee :-)
ESchorcho - 11/12/2014 3:41 PM
What's your email, Dendro? That storyline is one of the only ones from the old Addventure that I have.
Dendro - 11/11/2014 1:11 AM
Hey ESchorcho, I was a fan of some of your work that was on the old Superstories. Do you have any copies of Buffy In Hell?
colleem - 11/10/2014 3:39 PM
Elschoro. I won´t write anything new for a long time i think :) Feel free to add something new to the Dracula Story :)



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