Title

Batman Deals with Mad Hatter first

by q
Storyline Perfect Targets
Characters Batman
Category DC Mind Control Celebrities
Previous Chapter Lets see who is the biggest diva?

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Even as high up in the concert hall as he was, Batman could hear the infamous diva rounding out her second song. It, along with having to continue watching over the way Lady Gaga scandalized his mother's name, was a small price to pay when it came to dispensing justice. He tapped a pad on his cowl, switching on his infrared vision. Most of it was expected. Throngs of young people, a few stage hands, a gyrating and gesticulating singer, and just as Selina had told him: backup dancers in the very obvious shape of Dodo birds. And up top, above the stage lights, he saw a very tall hat, with a man attached to it, hunched over some tinkering gadget.

"Thank you! I hope you're all having loads of fun, we wouldn't want to let down Mrs. Wayne, right?" Lady Gaga called out to her cheering, adoring audience. With all the amorous smiles, she couldn't help giving them back one of her own. "This next song is a little something I think says everything this concert is all about. Love, baby! So let's pump this one up to the heavens and make sure Mrs. Wayne can hear and party with us!"

Batman shivered at that line, perhaps for the first time in his career, and shot his grappling hook to one of the high lights. He swung high over the crowd, his boots narrowly skimming the angle of cameras rolling to record the whole sordid display below. As he silently landed on the metal beams above his target, he heard the first machinations of Jervis Tetch play out.

"Rah rah, ah ah ah. Roma, roma ma. Ga ga, baa baa baaaaaaaaa..."

"From White Queen to Sheep! Oh yes, oh yes!" the Mad Hatter tittered. "A fitting fate for the likes of her, to be stripped of her rank and serve my... ack!"

The Mad Hatter turned just in time to see the dark rush of Batman's fist before it planted into his face, knocking him out instantly.


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DoctorMoreau - 7/6/2015 4:08 PM
Oh man, so sorry that took so long. I hope Anzaleth is still interested in contributing, the last two weeks have been insane.
exidor455 - 7/4/2015 5:36 AM
A little bit more of the Reed Richards strand of the SSSL/latex stripper storyline. All comments and contributions are welcome! :)
gothamalleyviper - 6/24/2015 1:45 PM
ES, I have stuff. I just have been roped into extra shifts this week for work and need better net connection than my phone to post.
ESchorcho - 6/24/2015 9:43 AM
gothamalleyviper, I'd like to see some more Rubber Queen. I'm loving what is happening with Selina, especially.
DeMonic - 6/24/2015 5:21 AM
I started calling Jessica, Jenifer for some reason, and that mistake as rolled over into your post too :-(
DeMonic - 6/24/2015 5:20 AM
Hi, Anzaleth. Sorry this is my fasult half way through my Hazmat post tpc
gothamalleyviper - 6/24/2015 12:19 AM
Not really an idea for here, but what if Batman was forced to take custody of Helen Wayne-Kyle and Damean Wayne-alghul at the same time? A 13YO street Princess and a 13YO pycho prince. Could that be a funny series?
gothamalleyviper - 6/24/2015 12:19 AM
Not really an idea for here, but what if Batman was forced to take custody of Helen Wayne-Kyle and Damean Wayne-alghul at the same time? A 13YO street Princess and a 13YO pycho prince. Could that be a funny series?
DoctorMoreau - 6/23/2015 7:04 PM
Sorry Anzaleth, week has been nuts. Saw you added to WWT. Will do the same when I have time. Dig the She-Troll thing. But I'm in a big project at work this week.
Anzaleth - 6/23/2015 11:01 AM
Thanks, jmony. Well, if someone else wants to continue the thread, I'd be interested in joining in....



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