Title

Lets see who is the biggest diva?

by gothamalleyviper
Storyline Perfect Targets
Characters Batman Catwoman Joker
Category Mind Control
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Bruce pulled out the smartphone like devise, took a picture of the farce unfolding in front of him and sent the message with it to his subordinates *YOU ARE DEAD!* and put the devise back into his suit.

"Bruce, if you wanted a kinky show you should have just called me!" Catwoman said as she leaned over his seat.

"What are you doing here?" Bruce asked.

"I'm kidnaping you," Selina said sliding back her cowl and plopping down in a chair, "You will thank me later."

Bruce glaired at Selina.  Selina held out her hand towards Bruce.

"The hat the diva is wearing is size 10/6 from Carol Costume Company, as are the platoon of Dowdow Birds that use to be background dancers, and the Clown is here for the strip-tease on stage.  Your cell phone please," Selina smiled.

"Why?" Bruce handed over the blackberry, "Why are you kidnapping me?"

"To make it easier for Batman to come to the rescue," Selina stuck her tongue out as she texted, "Jarvis made my shit list after that stunt last week, Gaga has been on my shit list since she opened her mouth, and Joker is always on my shit list.  I kidnap you and make a demand that the ransom be paid to the Gotham Animal shelter's donation account and I am top of the headlines.  Batman rescues you first on my way out, then saves the rest of the day and everyone gets what they deserve right?"

Selina tossed the blackberry into the trash bin in the corner and pulled her cowl back into place.  Standing up she pulled out her whip.  With a flick she had it wrapped around Bruce's torso.

"Lets go stud," Selina smiled, "Scream for the camera on the way out."

"HELP" Bruce shouted right next to Selina's ear.


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Grimmer - 7/30/2015 5:19 PM
Glad to hear it Les and I won't write another chapter until you've had time to add your next one.
LesLes - 7/30/2015 5:13 PM
Loved it! I'm writing something for Shendude first, but I've got ideas for Gotham's Sirens
Grimmer - 7/29/2015 1:13 PM
Hope you enjoyed what I wrote Les Les. Thanks again for continuing this storyline with me!
clifford.cao - 7/29/2015 11:59 AM
Wedgeyman - if you're reading this, I've sent an email to your old email address. Please respond if you've received it.
LesLes - 7/28/2015 4:53 PM
Glad you liked Atlee's recruitment! Eager to read what you write. Also, there's a thread on the Messageboard now
Grimmer - 7/27/2015 7:32 PM
Les, these are both great chapters. Think I'll continue from the Atlee direction though. Expect my next chapter in a couple days and might write two, one following the heroines, the other the villainesses.
LesLes - 7/27/2015 4:59 PM
@Grimmer, hope one of those suits!
colleem - 7/25/2015 3:46 PM
You getting better ^^ only 2 this time :)
Amiee - 7/25/2015 1:59 PM
Dammit, multiple posts again!
Amiee - 7/25/2015 1:43 PM
Hey guys, some feedback on my story would be much appreciated! See the thread in the message board :)



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