Title

Lets see who is the biggest diva?

by gothamalleyviper
Storyline Perfect Targets
Characters Batman Catwoman Joker
Category Mind Control
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Bruce pulled out the smartphone like devise, took a picture of the farce unfolding in front of him and sent the message with it to his subordinates *YOU ARE DEAD!* and put the devise back into his suit.

"Bruce, if you wanted a kinky show you should have just called me!" Catwoman said as she leaned over his seat.

"What are you doing here?" Bruce asked.

"I'm kidnaping you," Selina said sliding back her cowl and plopping down in a chair, "You will thank me later."

Bruce glaired at Selina.  Selina held out her hand towards Bruce.

"The hat the diva is wearing is size 10/6 from Carol Costume Company, as are the platoon of Dowdow Birds that use to be background dancers, and the Clown is here for the strip-tease on stage.  Your cell phone please," Selina smiled.

"Why?" Bruce handed over the blackberry, "Why are you kidnapping me?"

"To make it easier for Batman to come to the rescue," Selina stuck her tongue out as she texted, "Jarvis made my shit list after that stunt last week, Gaga has been on my shit list since she opened her mouth, and Joker is always on my shit list.  I kidnap you and make a demand that the ransom be paid to the Gotham Animal shelter's donation account and I am top of the headlines.  Batman rescues you first on my way out, then saves the rest of the day and everyone gets what they deserve right?"

Selina tossed the blackberry into the trash bin in the corner and pulled her cowl back into place.  Standing up she pulled out her whip.  With a flick she had it wrapped around Bruce's torso.

"Lets go stud," Selina smiled, "Scream for the camera on the way out."

"HELP" Bruce shouted right next to Selina's ear.


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gothamalleyviper - 8/23/2017 12:44 PM
Posted some more crank on the message boards, interested if anyone has feed back or edit suggestions.
gothamalleyviper - 8/20/2017 9:54 PM
So had a thought, What if Robin 2 (Jason Todd) was Jennifer Todd but was still a Robin and not a Batgirl?
Gorel - 8/20/2017 2:49 PM
Stumbo, if you want to add to Going Native you are more than welcome. :)
ESchorcho - 8/19/2017 10:56 AM
GAV, I loved your chapters. The storyline has a lot of potential. As for ruleradvent's addition, I'm confused. Don't get me wrong, it was well written but it doesn't seem to flow from the other chapters. Am I missing something?
gothamalleyviper - 8/18/2017 1:52 PM
Any feed back is welcome.
Gorel - 8/17/2017 7:17 AM
Phew... Been a while. Let me know if anyone wants to add or give feedback.
exidor455 - 8/15/2017 8:27 AM
No prob ESchorcho - just laying out some options for where things could go next. I hope you get time to write something soon. :)
ESchorcho - 8/15/2017 6:25 AM
Thanks for adding to the Mephisto storyline, exidor455 and great work! I'll try to work on chapters coming up here. I've been pretty busy recently but will try to write something for it.
exidor455 - 8/15/2017 1:28 AM
I'm having a go at getting SSSL/Mephisto moving again. :)
colleem - 8/13/2017 1:36 AM
@King :) Everything works here (execpt the Homepage itself^^) The only wish i had would be a writer that puts some effort into the Story. Background length character depth and so on :)



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