"Oh so help me Batman, when this is all over I am going to pay you back. You like being a mannequin. When I get my body back I'll turn you into a weed for all eternity!" 

"I'm going to slit that mouth open real wide and give you a nice smile you bat-bitch!"

"Nopes! Cause no one is going to beat my Hatsy. He's just too strong. Besides, that anger will melt to loooooovvvveeee in a few moments. Then we'll all be friends finally!"

"No way I'm falling in love with this clow...errrrrr...ahhhh...what the...something growing between my legs...so big...soooo...uhhhhhhh...ooooooo"

When Ivy finally found a moment to catch her breath, she looked over at the new and improved Joker. She was...elegant. While her mind said no, her body made movements towards the clown princess, she gestured, and Sir Ivy knelt down and kissed her hand.

"Seeeeee, love at first sight! Now that we're on the same team. Let's change Gotham!"

Next Chapters

• Batman is allowed to draft up the plan to change Gotham (Open)
• More villains are transformed
• The villains find a way out of their predicament (Open)

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