"Ummm, I think Mr. Hatter is doing a pretty good job of protecting Gotham," Batman said. "Hey, I gotta awesome idea! Since you and Joker are, like, Harley's -- I mean Duchess' -- favourites, wouldn't it be tots cool if you were dating."

"What? NO!"

"Um, Mr. H, could you make Poison Ivy into some real handsome guy, maybe like a medieval forester in green with a bow an' arrows or somethin', y'know, a guy who spends a lot of time in the forest. An' then Joker could be a cool medieval lady in a purple an' green dress. We could keep their hair and skin colours an' stuff, so that everyone knows who they are. I think Joker could, like, be a really pretty lady with white skin an' her green hair all piled high an' stuff."

"Awww, thanks, Batsy," Duchess cooed. "That sounds so romantic."

"Yes, dear," Mad Hatter said. "See, you're still smart."

Batman giggled inside his head. Being complimented by Mr. Hatter gave him butterflie!

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