Harley and the Joker want to spice up their lovelife...

by Shendude
Storyline The Joker's Threesome
Characters Joker Harley Quinn
Category DC M/F
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Harley Quinn knew she was quite a catch; a fresh-faced blonde with the astonishingly perfect body that could only occur when a genetic predisposition to voluptuousness collided with a lifelong passion for gymnastics, coupled with the sexual skill honed to ensure she kept the scholarship the latter had earned her and a raging libido. For most men, coming home to such a paragon, exquisite body clad in silk and lace, would've been a dream come true, especially when combined with the knowledge that she also possessed a fanatical devotion to her man's pleasure.

Unfortunately, the Joker was not most men. And so, despite adopting a seductive pose, Harley was rather tense when Mistuh Jay walked into the apartment they were currently using as a lair. There were several ways this could go; he might be in the midst of a plotting a new scheme, in which case he'd ignore her completely, and she'd have to go to Ivy's for a week or some satisfaction. or he might be in a bad mood, in which case he'd beat her black-and-blue and she'd have to got to Ivy's for a to recuperate.

Instead, the Joker just looked at her and said, in a bored tone. "Knocking over a Victoria's Secret? That's all you've got for me?"

Most women would've been angry at receiving such a lukewarm response to their seductive attempts. But Harley wasn't most women. That Mistuh Jay was actually speaking to her meant that she wouldn't have to spend time at Ivy's. And his disdainful comment about the lingerie meant that he wanted something kinkier than their usual amatory fare; and she LOVED kinky.

"Gee, Mistuh Jay," she purred. "Do you want I should break out the handcuffs? Or the rubber chicken?"

The Joker stroked his chin. "No, I don't think so. Harl, my dear, I think I've had enough of being a duo; why don't we give a shot at being a trio?"

Harley cheered and jumped for joy. "Awright Mistuh Jay! I'll get right on it!"

The Clown prince of Crime leered at his ebullient moll. "Excellent. Why don't you..."

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Master_Kind - 10/25/2016 1:12 AM
Welcome back, everyone! Here's a little NSFW cosplay link in celebration. https://imgur.com/a/vPz4I
gothamalleyviper - 10/24/2016 10:26 PM
Iron Bat is exploring a Batman and rule 63 Iron Man marriage. And the all the sexy hijinx that would ensue. This Mystery Inc thread is the active members have become werewolves again and now are going to try and continue to bust haunting even thou
Hellstorm Reaper - 10/24/2016 10:20 PM
What is the Mystery Inc and Iron Bat works about
gothamalleyviper - 10/24/2016 10:18 PM
Which thread should I post to next?
Hellstorm Reaper - 10/24/2016 7:59 PM
To Gorel from Hellstorm, the Abominable Avengers was really good if you could make a return for it or people interested in it you definitely should the story was good and interesting.
Hellstorm Reaper - 10/24/2016 7:56 PM
To Gorel from Hellstorm, the Abominable Avengers was really good if you could make a return for it or people interested in it you definitely should the story was good and interesting.
Gorel - 10/24/2016 5:56 PM
I'm curious if anyone wants a return of Abominable Avengers.
C.King - 10/24/2016 2:11 PM
Thanks for LesLes, as I use their work for the Bisexual version. Hope it is good enough.
JimmyKasche - 10/23/2016 10:18 AM
My computer dies, and when I get it back up Superstories has also returned Today is a good day :P
gothamalleyviper - 10/23/2016 9:25 AM
Sure Gorel, give me a little bit to post a chapter and if you could would like to hear any thoughts or sugestions for the Mystery Inc and Iron Bat stuff.

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