Welcome ladies and gents!
Tonight we have the first episode of Porn Star Hero. One mortal hero pitted against a porn-o-verse filled with their friends and co-workers as sex crazed porn stars. If they can resist just five encounters without giving in to the temptation, they get
ultimate cosmic powers or they get laid. What's more, no one knows what they are playing for, not the hero, not the porn stars!
(A Mojo-verse production)
(First Commercial break)
And now to introduce our first contestant...