We here at MojoTV have a first time contestant for you all! He's not a mutant - he's an alien! Meet Superman, the Man of Steel! Able to jump tall buildings in a single bound, faster than a locomotive and duller than dishwater! This tall drink of water
is so morally upstanding that even Mr. Rogers thinks he's a pussy! But that's why he's our number one contest!
With the help of our newest broadcasting partner, Mxyzptlk Productions, we've managed to take this drip from his home universe along with all his friends, enemies and wife! That's right - I said "wife"! He's married, because of course he would be, right? But
just like I said before with our patented Mojo style, we've made all of his compadres way sexier, way wilder and way more interesting! And this lucky Kryptonian stud gets to wake up without even knowing we've made the switch!
Will the Man of Steel go limp when his sexier new wife Lola Lane asks for a threesome with live-in maid and ex-girlfriend Lana Lang? Will Supersnore turn down the advances of the sexiest Amazon alive, fishnet-wearing magicians and all his other smoking hot
Justice League lady friends? Or maybe Alexandra Luthor, Mercy, Volcana and Metalla can finally turn our Big Blue Boy Scout over to the dark side (All genderswapping provided by Mxyzptlk Productions!)!
Ready to get started? Great, because here we go!
Call 1-800-HORNYHOUSEWIFE if you want to see him wake up in bed with his new and improved wife, ready for his morning wood - or steel rod as the case may be!
Call 1-800-WORKINGGIRLS if you want to see if he can say now to a all bisexual Justice League of Lusty Ladies!
Call 1-800-BADGIRLSDOITBETTER if you want to see the Big Blue Boy Scout try to stand up against the temptation of a transformed Rogue's Gallery trying to sex him into submission!
CALL NOW!
(A Mojo-verse production, all prizes furnished by Mxyzptlk Productions)
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