Title

It was Bats himself.

by C.King
Storyline The magic zipper
Characters Batman Harley Quinn
Category DC
Previous Chapter She sets a trap for a hero

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 Harley was in luck as she saw the big boss himself, The Batman. Which in itself was a problem as he was also the best of the crew, which meant that planting a magic zipper on him long enough to unzip him. Her only advantage was her gymnastic and acrobatic skills, which was just a bit better then the Bat. But he was the better trained martial artist. She needed to be lucky... and good.

 "Hey B-man! Just decided to pick up a little spending around money. What do you think?" she shouted at him, looking for an opening where she could take it.

 "Harley, you have one chance to put back the money and surrender yourself to the authorities. Otherwise, I'm taking you in the hard way." spoke the harsh, humourless voice of the hero.

 "Let's play tag then. I'm IT!" said the clown villainess as she felt the zipper up her sleeve, ready to be pulled out and used at a moment's notice. She jump forward to gauge if she could get it done in one shot. But he dodged and returned the attack, but it was her turn to dodge him and slide under his punches. Kicks were exchanged, but he was getting the better of her. She need to get him off of attack for a second, a distraction against the always watching detective.

 A diabolical idea crossed her mind, of an old gag which could get her what she wanted. She smiled as she said, "Hey Red, Kitty Cat, get out of here."

 This distracted him for moment as she used the chance to pull out the zipper to use on the Bat!


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exidor455 - 7/4/2015 5:36 AM
A little bit more of the Reed Richards strand of the SSSL/latex stripper storyline. All comments and contributions are welcome! :)
gothamalleyviper - 6/24/2015 1:45 PM
ES, I have stuff. I just have been roped into extra shifts this week for work and need better net connection than my phone to post.
ESchorcho - 6/24/2015 9:43 AM
gothamalleyviper, I'd like to see some more Rubber Queen. I'm loving what is happening with Selina, especially.
DeMonic - 6/24/2015 5:21 AM
I started calling Jessica, Jenifer for some reason, and that mistake as rolled over into your post too :-(
DeMonic - 6/24/2015 5:20 AM
Hi, Anzaleth. Sorry this is my fasult half way through my Hazmat post tpc
gothamalleyviper - 6/24/2015 12:19 AM
Not really an idea for here, but what if Batman was forced to take custody of Helen Wayne-Kyle and Damean Wayne-alghul at the same time? A 13YO street Princess and a 13YO pycho prince. Could that be a funny series?
gothamalleyviper - 6/24/2015 12:19 AM
Not really an idea for here, but what if Batman was forced to take custody of Helen Wayne-Kyle and Damean Wayne-alghul at the same time? A 13YO street Princess and a 13YO pycho prince. Could that be a funny series?
DoctorMoreau - 6/23/2015 7:04 PM
Sorry Anzaleth, week has been nuts. Saw you added to WWT. Will do the same when I have time. Dig the She-Troll thing. But I'm in a big project at work this week.
Anzaleth - 6/23/2015 11:01 AM
Thanks, jmony. Well, if someone else wants to continue the thread, I'd be interested in joining in....
jmony777 - 6/22/2015 8:29 PM
I'd love to see Anzaleth continue with J.L.A. Vaccaro's Girls! A big fan of your work, especially Batman stuff :)



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