The random pairings were totally unexpected and often made no sense. From one end of the globe to the next, heroes and villains seemed to be affected, but a running theme seemed to be the unsuitability of couplings. People who had NOTHING in common, suddenly
seemed to be smitten with each other...and for some insane reason, unexpected personality changes...
The massive and brilliant Willson Fisk - AKA: The Kningpin - finding his one true love in the arms of Diana Prince, who quickly quit her position with the government and abandoned her identity as Wonder Woman. Diana Prince had been a brave, noble woman...but
soon Diana Fisk seemed to become just as corrupt as her husband...eventually, she was confronted by the League...who were shocked at how much she could have changed in just a few days.
Diana Fisk was plump, sliding into fat, and obviously didn't care. She wore only the costliest gowns, richest furs and most expensive jewelery, as she sat at table. She ate the entire time they spoke, and only paused in her eating to smoke from a glittering,
diamond-encrusted cigarette holder or to gaze at them with an interested expression. Finally she lit another cigarette, forked out another of her Oysters Rockefeller, and say in a slow, measured way "I don't quite understand your problem with me, friends.
People change as time passes, and I'm surely not the child I was when I first came to mans world. Yes, I suppose I'm different...but difference adds spice to life. Besides, it's really none of your concern..." she smiled coldly, and rose from her chair - her
growing plumpness dominated by larger breasts, fuller bottom and thighes and a prominant belly. "...so if all you're going to do is insult me and level aquisations at my husband, then I'll ask you to leave."
What else could they do. Besides, it wasn't as if they didn't have other things to worry about.
Batman left the meeting with Diana Fisk and returned to Gotham, and found his own little secret waiting for him. She wasn't his type, and he knew that. He couldn't be with a girl like this. It was impossible. And yet...here he was. She was obviously having
a blast looking over the contents of his Batcave (he'd told her where it was and how to enter, along with his secret identity) and she ran about inspecting the giant penny, the dinosaur, the Jokers namy gadgets. As she saw him, she squealed and ran to him,
doing accrobatic tricks and somersaults as she leapt into his arms and kissed him deeply. She wore a sexy, almost fetishized version of Robins costume - all in tight rubber, leather and lace - and her blond hair was bound into two short pigtails.
"Hey, Puddin'..." cried Harley Wayne, as she giggled and snuggled against him. She kissed him with passion and energy, and he kissed back, overcome with love for her. Harley Quinn had given up crime, turned in the Joker and gotten a special parole from the
state for testifying against him. Now, dedicated to cleaning up Gotham City, she and Bruce Wayne had gotton married quickly...and formed a crime fighting partnership. Now, Batman and Harley raced over the roves of Gotham, fighting crime and making love.
"So, how went th' meetin' with Wonder Woman? Man, she's gettin' fat, aint she?"
"Yes. It makes no sense, Harley. She shouldn't BE that person, or be WITH Wilson Fisk...and yet, she's undergone a total personality change...even a physical change, so she matches her new husband."
"Kinda like you an' me, huh Puddin?" asked Harley, and Batman smiled. How lonely he'd been before she came into his life.
"Yes...but that's different. I'll die before I give you up, Harley. I think that the change causes a sort of...submission to the stronger partner. You've become like me, in your own way...and Diana yelded to Fisks more dominant personality. She's becoming
like him, and soon...she'll be Diana Fisk body and soul."
"So, is we gonna help her or anythin', Puddin?"
Batman went silent, then took Harley Wayne into his arms. He rocked her, kissed her on the lips, and said "Maybe...unless it means losing what we have. I love you, Harley...and I want you to be with me...forever."
Harley Wayne giggled and squealed in delight, feeling the same way. She snuggled close, and soon they were undressed and rutting like bunnies in heat.
The unsuitabile pairings continue, all over the Earth...but get even more bizarre.