Title

Babs, what are we going to do?

by gothamalleyviper
Storyline Babs Gordon, Guardian of Latex Land
Characters Batgirl
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OK, lets start from the beginning; I am Barbara "Babs" Gordon AKA Batgirl, a few years ago I was partly responsible for a magical mistake that By made Catwoman less criminal and more normal.  By more normal, most of the people on planet earth are now latex fetishists or at least latex apathetic, women are mostly bisexual, and violent crimes are down, sex crimes are gone, another event got rid of STDs and thanks to Zatanna and Swampthing the northern US and Canada are now the primary producers of a super latex used around the world.  My father is James "Jim" Gordon and his wife is Sarah Essen.  They run Gotham PD, while my Mom is in New York.  I am engaged to Dick "Nightwing" Greyson, and we are expecting a child.  Thanks to a disastrous dinner (that an other world counter part attended) my father knows I am pregnant and engaged.  Speaking of which I just spent the last day in a prudish Gotham where Latex is taboo because some inter-dimensional sex cartel accidently switched me with my prudish counter part.  Also, I have to spank Jason Todd for being a dipshit again, and thank Jason Blood for trying to keep the other me from completely destroying my life here.   Now what am I going to do about Mistress Kanze, her inter-dimensional sex cartel, my father, my fiancĂ©, and my child?

Babs took a deep breath.  Dick was right about one thing; sitting in the bathroom was great for getting your thoughts together.  Now what to do?


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CJ - 7/29/2014 1:24 PM
I just looked up variants of Susan, I actually wanted to use Zsuzsa, but figured Xuxa would be easier to remem
Evva - 7/29/2014 1:15 PM
CJ, are you really using Xuxa? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xuxa_1 Well, she was big at latin america and iberic countries, it is like call someone as Dolly Parton or Sade
solddate - 7/28/2014 9:05 AM
>Blue Man - Always nice to see Harley having a positive effect on writing trends. Very nice work, btw.
LesLes - 7/27/2014 4:11 PM
Wow, @Blue_man, so good and so hot! Loved the way you gave the sorceress some personality and her nice mummudrai surprise! And now I need your Tumblr recs ;)
gothamalleyviper - 7/27/2014 1:02 PM
@Colleem, put it in Message board and I will post any thoughts for you.
LesLes - 7/27/2014 12:23 PM
@colleem: post it on the messageboard and I'm sure someone will take a look?
colleem - 7/27/2014 10:09 AM

colleem - 7/27/2014 3:58 AM
Would someone be so kind and look over my chapter? Will write one soon but english isnt my native
ESchorcho - 7/23/2014 3:19 PM
Great chapter, MacroLass. Thanks for adding. Check the message board.
MacroLass - 7/23/2014 12:42 PM
Ask and ye shall receive. I just wrote a new chapter.



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