Title

Jimmy goes out to try and meet up with a 'Whore-oine.'

by Shendude
Storyline Marvel & DC Super-Hookers!
Characters Jimmy Olsen Squirrel Girl
Category Marvel and DC M/F
Previous Chapter Jimmy Olsen Wakes Up

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Jimmy kept scrolling through the profiles. So many incredible hotties, all available to him whenever he wanted...dammit, he was too horny to do any proper reporting. There was nothing for it; he'd have to call one of these beauteous "super-hookers" to get him off before he got any work done.

Having made this decision, the question was which "Whore-oine" he should call. His first thought was Superwoman, as he'd dreamed of being with Lois for years. But he soon thought better of it; screwing Lois would be weird as all heck. In fact, he suspected summoning any of the girls he knew personally would be equally weird...he'd save that for later. In the meantime, he'd pick a total stranger.

The problem there was that there were so MANY to choose from; so far as he could, the list included every heroine he'd ever heard of, female versions of just about every hero he'd ever heard of, vast swathes of apparently reformed villainesses, equally reformed female versions of villains, and more. Forutnately, he found a solution to the dilemma. At the top of the list of profiles was a link to "Select Random Profile". That should do it.

What popped up was a tall, black-haired woman with flames on her head, wearing a tight, cleavage-baring dress of unusual design.

    Name: Umar the Unrelenting
    Real Name: Umar
    Alias: n/a
    Race: Faltine
    Powers: [Click here for full listing]
    Favored Sexual Acts (beyond standard vaginal sex): All
    Will Not Do: n/a
    Personal Freebie List: n/a
    History: [Click here for full details]


Jimmy clicked on her history.

"Holy shit," he said to himself. It seemed Umar was in the "reformed villain" category; she was a semi-demonic mystical entity of incredible power, ruled over a place called "The Dark Dimension", and had a whole list of rather disturbing titles, such as Lady of Chaos, and the Dread One. Yeah, that was a bit much for Jimmy. He clicked the Random Profile link again.

This time he got a beautiful girl a bit older than he was, with black hair and perfectly white skin. She wore a black tank-top, black jeans, and a silver ankh necklace. Despite the goth-y apparel, her face bore what was quite possibly the most amazing smile Jimmy had ever seen.

    Name: Death of the Endless
    Real Name: Death
    Alias: n/a
    Race: Cosmic Entity
    Powers: [Click here for full listing]
    Favored Sexual Acts (beyond standard vaginal sex): Handjobs, roleplay
    Will Not Do: S&M
    Personal Freebie List: n/a.
    History: [Click here for full details]


Jimmy clicked on the profile. It seemed this one was, in fact, the anthropomorphic personification of Death.

"That's even worse than the last one," he muttered to himself, and once again clicked the Random Profile link.

Now he got a brown-haired girl his own age; cute rather than beautiful, with black markings around her eyes and slightly pronounced buckteeth. She wore a brown leotard and had a huge bushy tail.

    Name: Squirrel Girl
    Real Name: Doreen Green
    Alias: n/a
    Race: Human (Mutant)
    Powers: [Click here for full listing]
    Favored Sexual Acts (beyond standard vaginal sex): Oral, Cuddling
    Will Not Do: Bondage
    Personal Freebie List:n/a
    History: [Click here for full details]


Jimmy didn't need to click on the history; EVERYONE knew about Squirrel Girl. He sighed, decided the universe was sending him a message, and called all three. To his surprise, all three were available, and informed him they would arrive ASAP. And so, he sat back and waited.


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gethewil - 11/20/2014 1:56 PM
Looking for " Golden Maiden" by Caliban
Drake G. Reaper - 11/18/2014 8:00 PM
I've just posted a Destiny crossover story I hope you guys have fun with it.
Sailor Mercury - 11/18/2014 3:50 PM
Marvel's current events are real good ideas for stories!
venkman - 11/18/2014 2:35 AM
Coming out of lurking / semi retirement to join the chorus of approval for Ghosthands latest update. Inspired stuff. Hoping I'll be contributing again before year is out :)
ESchorcho - 11/17/2014 11:19 AM
I'm going to echo secondchance's compliments, Ghosthand. Excellent Wonder Woman's Hooker Adventure chapter. Keep up the great work!
secondchance - 11/16/2014 3:34 PM
Well Done Ghosthand on the Wonder Woman's Hooker adventure. I have ideas for Sammie at her new digs at the Candy Goose. I will take a shot at that soon and we can see what happens next for Dee :-)
ESchorcho - 11/12/2014 3:41 PM
What's your email, Dendro? That storyline is one of the only ones from the old Addventure that I have.
Dendro - 11/11/2014 1:11 AM
Hey ESchorcho, I was a fan of some of your work that was on the old Superstories. Do you have any copies of Buffy In Hell?
colleem - 11/10/2014 3:39 PM
Elschoro. I won´t write anything new for a long time i think :) Feel free to add something new to the Dracula Story :)
exidor455 - 11/10/2014 10:21 AM
I thought of an alternative offshoot for the Sleazy Reporter strand of SSSL.



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