Jimmy kept scrolling through the profiles. So many incredible hotties, all available to him whenever he wanted...dammit, he was too horny to do any proper reporting. There was nothing for it; he'd have to call one of these beauteous "super-hookers" to
get him off before he got any work done.
Having made this decision, the question was which "Whore-oine" he should call. His first thought was Superwoman, as he'd dreamed of being with Lois for years. But he soon thought better of it; screwing Lois would be weird as all heck. In fact, he suspected
summoning any of the girls he knew personally would be equally weird...he'd save that for later. In the meantime, he'd pick a total stranger.
The problem there was that there were so MANY to choose from; so far as he could, the list included every heroine he'd ever heard of, female versions of just about every hero he'd ever heard of, vast swathes of apparently reformed villainesses, equally reformed
female versions of villains, and more. Forutnately, he found a solution to the dilemma. At the top of the list of profiles was a link to "Select Random Profile". That should do it.
What popped up was a tall, black-haired woman with flames on her head, wearing a tight, cleavage-baring dress of unusual design.
Name: Umar the Unrelenting
Real Name: Umar
Alias: n/a
Race: Faltine
Powers: [Click here for full listing]
Favored Sexual Acts (beyond standard vaginal sex): All
Will Not Do: n/a
Personal Freebie List: n/a
History: [Click here for full details]
Jimmy clicked on her history.
"Holy shit," he said to himself. It seemed Umar was in the "reformed villain" category; she was a semi-demonic mystical entity of incredible power, ruled over a place called "The Dark Dimension", and had a whole list of rather disturbing titles, such as Lady
of Chaos, and the Dread One. Yeah, that was a bit much for Jimmy. He clicked the Random Profile link again.
This time he got a beautiful girl a bit older than he was, with black hair and perfectly white skin. She wore a black tank-top, black jeans, and a silver ankh necklace. Despite the goth-y apparel, her face bore what was quite possibly the most amazing smile
Jimmy had ever seen.
Name: Death of the Endless
Real Name: Death
Alias: n/a
Race: Cosmic Entity
Powers: [Click here for full listing]
Favored Sexual Acts (beyond standard vaginal sex): Handjobs, roleplay
Will Not Do: S&M
Personal Freebie List: n/a.
History: [Click here for full details]
Jimmy clicked on the profile. It seemed this one was, in fact, the anthropomorphic personification of Death.
"That's even worse than the last one," he muttered to himself, and once again clicked the Random Profile link.
Now he got a brown-haired girl his own age; cute rather than beautiful, with black markings around her eyes and slightly pronounced buckteeth. She wore a brown leotard and had a huge bushy tail.
Name: Squirrel Girl
Real Name: Doreen Green
Alias: n/a
Race: Human (Mutant)
Powers: [Click here for full listing]
Favored Sexual Acts (beyond standard vaginal sex): Oral, Cuddling
Will Not Do: Bondage
Personal Freebie List:n/a
History: [Click here for full details]
Jimmy didn't need to click on the history; EVERYONE knew about Squirrel Girl. He sighed, decided the universe was sending him a message, and called all three. To his surprise, all three were available, and informed him they would arrive ASAP. And so, he sat
back and waited.
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