Harley giggled as she skipped her way onto the scene, interrupting Batman’s intense battle with Ivy’s plant-Monsters.
It was obvious who would have won the fight, had Harley not intervened with her new Mental Powers. She could read the Bat’s mind like an open book. She saw everything at once. The Murder of his parents (Ohh! Poor Brucie!), his first night as Batman (Ungg!), Meeting Robin (Gotta make sure an’ get him too!) and much more. But none of his thoughts really mattered now, given how he was about to become her loyal slave, alongside Ivy.
“Hiya Bats! Hiya Red!” She said jubilantly, almost like a cheerleader would. Both Ivy and Bats looked at her like she was more insane than she actually was.
“Quinn,” Batman scowled, “I’ll deal with YOU in a minute!”
“You won’t be able to do a thing once you’re dead!” Ivy snapped, as vines wrapped themselves around Batman’s arms, legs and torso. “Harley, quick! Kill him now!”
“Hmmmm,” Harley pondered, faking indecision as she walked forward, towards the trapped Batman. “Nah, I don’t think so!” she exclaimed, as she ran a finger across Bruce’s strong jawline. He was way to rich and handsome to kill now, after all.
“What?” Ivy gasped, “he…he’s made our lives miserable! End him!”
“Nah,” Harley replied with a giggle. “Nah, I think havin’ Bruce around-,” she outright laughed when atman’s face drained of color “-would be so much more fun! He can buy us presents and entertain us! Isn’t that right,Mistah Wayne?”
“You’ll never get away with this!” Batman growled.
“Harley, you’re being ridiculous!” Ivy pleaded, “kill him and we can-!”
“Pammy, Brucie!” Harley cut in with a huge grin on her face,“I gotta question for ya!” she said as she flared her hips to the side, striking a sexy pose, “don’t ya wanna rev this ‘Harley’?” As soon as those words left her mouth, both Ivy and Bruce relaxed their bodies, and the vines released Bruce entirely.
“Mistress!” they said in unison, as they both bowed down, “we are sorry for disobeying you! We are yours to command!”
“Aww!” Harley beamed, as her crotch began to churn with the thought of the power she had over people now. “Bruce, go get your car!” She commanded with a wink, “red an’ I gotta sort some things out!”