The car arrived at Wayne Manor and Alfred Pennyworth came out to meet them.

"Master Bruce, what--"

Then Harley zapped him with her gem.

"'kay, so you're the butler?" she said. "This is what's happening, Mr. Butler. I like my servants younger and hunkier, so the only reason you're here is that you're teaching Brucie how to be a good little butler, right? You're gonna show him the ropes. But he's always the guy who serves me directly. You can do all the dusting and gardening shit, but if I order someone to get me a martini, it's Bruce coming over,'kay?"

"Yes, Mistress Harley," Alfred said.

"Cool. Bruce, you want to be the best gosh-darn butler you can be, serving my every need. It's your calling. It's what you live for."

"Yes, Mistress Harley," he said.

"Now go get Bruce a nice tuxedo." Harley giggled. "See if you can make it kinda tight so I can see the shape of his muscles and big ol' dick."

Alfred nodded and he headed off with Bruce to prepare the man for his new station in life.

Then Harley turned to Poison Ivy.

"So, what should I do with you, Pammy?"

Next Chapters

• Harley gives Poison Ivy a new outlook (Open)
• She has some fun in the Batcave (Open)
• Time to find the Joker (Open)
• She does some renovations on the mansion (Open)

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