As Wasp took Hulk away to her room for some TLC, the others found themselves surrounded by the Lady Liberators. Cap hid behind his shield as Carol pressed up against him, her breasts smooshed so close they nearly overlapped the metal plate. Thor had Jessica
and Greer at either side of him, playfully taking the steak off of his eye (and eaten by Tigra) and fawning over him like a child.
Leaving Tony to deal with an uber powered She Hulk bearing down and cornering him against the wall like a mouse. "Tony?" Asked Jen in a honey sweet tone as she placed a delicate yet powerful finger under his chin to make him look her in the eyes.
"Y-yes Jen?"
"Remember when you took my powers from me when we last fought? Oh you apologized and we made up and then you gave them back and we were all hunky-dory?" By now she was playing with his tie as he sputtered a worried yes. "Well I'm MUCH more powerful now,
you could handle the old shulkie but I'm wondering if the billionare play-boy can handle the new me."
"Can't we just cuddle?"
"NO!" Picking him up over her shoulder she stormed off to her room upstairs, all the while Tony Stark cried out in vain as he met his fate behind a closed door.
***
"Ah this is the life, I wonder why I didn't do this even when I was small?"
Sitting over a lazy-boy with her feet lounged over Pyro's back, Big Blue smiled with a cigar hanging over the edge of her pouty lip as Avalanche massaged her stone solid shoulders. Not too far the rest of her Sisterhood of Evil Mutants did the same, enjoying
a box of cigars as the men of the team tried to keep a low profile and stay on the women's good side. Sadly Titannia and Thundra were not the type to ignore them after becoming even more powerful than ever.
Sometimes its fun to flaunt.
"Hey! Little green hunchback!" Beckoned Titanna to Toad who suddenly felt like he was in the spot light. "Bring me a drink, something strong enough to peel paint of fthe walls."
"Yes maam." Stood Toad with a fake smile as he walked off out of sight. "Bitch..."
"I HEARD THAT ASSHOLE!" Scurrying out of sight faster, Toad dissapeared into the other room as Thundra sat back down with a thump, resting both of her feet on the crowded back of Pyro, whimpering from the added weight.
Standing up and stretching her powerful arms over her head Big Blue smiled as she made her way to Blob's room. "I'm feeling an itch that needs scratching, see you girls in a bit."
"Hey try to leave US some Blue, you keep squeezing him dry there won't be any left." Laughed Scarlet Witch as the others shared in the joke, the laughter suddenly died when they could hear Blue yell at the top of her lungs, making the entire building shake
in the process.
"WHAT THE FUCK?! WHERE THE HELL IS HE?"
Storming back to the group Big Blue looked like she was going to go on a rampage that would make the Hulk proud, the men of the team ran and cowered in the corner as their leader vented and screamed. "HE'S GONE, THAT LITTLE FUCKER IS GONE!"
"What? How?"
"I found THIS on top of his bed." Shoving her hand forward the rest of the Sisterhood looked down at the strands of spider silk that their leader found. "I think I have a pretty good idea who's got our little amazon battery on legs, come on girls time to
get our Dukes back!"