Harley Quinn watched as her friend Poison Ivy popped up in the new expensive tropical villa she had created. She sucked on one of the fruity drinks she had her new hunky androids make. As red looked around and ask, "What the? Harley,what's going on?"
"Used my new wishing rock to teleport you here and clearing your criminal record. I thought I could use your advice and share in my good fortune. So pull up a see and dish." said the black and red hair dyed woman under her umbrella table.
Ivy did that asked, "Wishing Rock?"
"Magical stone, grants my every desire. You know how it is." came the answer, as she continue, "So what would you wish for?"
"For Mother Nature to reclaim the world! To know the Bat's identity! To..." said the red hair in green as she began to rant.
"Make copies of Earth include one in pristine natural condition. Heck, where on a different copy of Earth. Made it so it works and no one notices unless I tell'em. Bat's Bruce Wayne, Spidey's Peter Parker, and I have the whole superhero/supervillain secret identity list. I have a couple billion in the bank, and access to more if I need it. Got all the coolest toys and swag. Yadda yadda yadda!" commented Harley, as she pointed out some of her wishes so far.
Ivy blinked as she realized her friend had granted more of the same things which Ivy would have wished for. Including..."Wayne's Batman? I don't see it? And why did you want to know who Spider-man is?"
"Actually if you think of it... Batman would have to have major moolah for his toys and a lot of damage cause by crime to train himself up. Wayne makes sense, especially if the playboy thing is an act.
Spider-man seems like a fun guy, except for his creepy powers. So checked him out. He's a cutie... has a Nightwing ass and bod, genius and a big heart. Also a bit of a downer with his responsibilities and can you believe it... hates Star Wars! Well, pobody's nerfect." answered Harley, before giving a little more, "Besides this thing seems to boost my desires for stuff which feels good, especially increasing a itch which needs scratching. Another reason you're here Red. But a girl can't live on pies alone, I need at least one good eclair to munch on."
"So the rock grants all wishes, but it also makes you want to indulge your selfish and/or sexual desires. Given who we are, not much of a downside. So you want to try out Spidey, Peter Parker, for the position of boytoy? Why not? If you get tired of him or it doesn't work out you can either exchange him or get another one to go with him. Maybe even a female one. Or two. Or more.
I'm just realizing... One, I can feel the difference of the plants. They are nearly identical, which confused me. But it's just like the feeling of plants on other worlds, something to do with the nature of the Green. And two... You mostly solved most of my goals and desires. If you have an extra planet or the ability to make them, no real hurry or need to save one. Not to say I won't try to save it, just no really rush. So might as well used this as a vacation. I can work on my babies, improving in nature..."
Harley stopped sipping on her drink, which she had been doing as her friend had been chatting. She then said, "You can do that boring stuff, but only if you have fun too. Sex, drugs and rock n' roll! Cause I can make drugs with all the good stuff and none of the bad. Make any band or movie or anything else appear here. We can also be heroes, saving people is a rush and feels good! So what'cha wanna do first?"
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