Arkham Asylum
“You alright Doc?” The guard said.
“I hate dealing with these freaks,” Doctor Sarah McCullens sneered, “They are a constant source of headaches. Sexual deviants, psychotic sociopaths, and habitual offenders with no remorse. Who is the tramp with them?”
*
The Clock Tower
Going back the Batcave was out of the question. There was too much emotions and paranoia between the Bats.
“Alright Bat boys start fetching chairs from down stair,” Barbara said as she pulled off her cowl, “Dick give me a hand in the kitchen please.”
“Alright bats, what’s the plan?” Kathy said as she pulled off her cowl.
“Briefing and re-organization,” Bruce said as he pulled off his cowl, “We have a major problem.”
“Like what?” Steph said as she pulled back her hood.
“Yeah, what gives?” Selina said as slinked out of a shadow.
“What’s she doing here?” Kathy sneered.
“Love you too!” Selina slapped Kathy’s ass as she made her way to Bruce, “What’s the matter? Joker got away? Yep, that would be the Joker escaped neck tension.”
Bruce removed Selina’s gloved hand from the right side of his neck.
*
Barbara Gordon’s Kitchen.
“Bring the chairs from the table. Hold these Dick,” Barbara started loading him with bottles of grape soda, cola, whiskey, red wine and rum.
“You can grab more than one!” Tim shouted at Damien.
“Bite me!”
Barbara waited for the other robins to leave her with the original. She pulled the bottles out of Dick’s arms and put them on the counter. She then jumped into Dick’s arms and started crying.
“Oh GOD! Dick, all that evil! And I wanted to…” Barbara sobbed, “I wanted her to fuck me like a cheap dyke porn! All the pain it caused us and I just couldn’t stop…”
“This is really fucked up,” Dick put his arms around her, “We got to be strong. Come on, back to tough girl mode before the boys tear you apart.”
Barbara let go of Dick and went looking for her stash of paper cups. Dick grabbed the bottles. They went upstairs.
*
Bruce had taken a seat on an old easy chair she had put up in the attic, Selina was seated in his lap playing with his hair. Tim and Steff were together on a couch Damien sat on the floor by Bruce, Jason sat on a chair turned around backwards, Cassie and Kate sat on chairs next to Jason. Dick and Barbara took a seat at the computer terminal.
“Ok all we are missing is Renee and she isn’t coming,” Barbara turned everything over to Bruce.
“We are in trouble,” Bruce intoned, “A lord of Chaos turned Joker into a bimbo and gave us a timed riddle to figure out or else the Joker stays like that forever…”
“Oh well,” Jason smirked, “Then we can bust the clown for prostitution too.”
“The Joker knows who we are,” Batman declared, “And will go public with our names if we don’t help.”
“Shit!” was the collective response.
As everyone burst out with panic and shouting. Everyone except Cassie. Bruce staired at her while the others spat recrimination at each other for either taking this too seriously or not seriously enough.
“Cassie,” Bruce interrupted everyone, “What’s wrong?”
Cassie started hand signaling that during the fight she couldn’t talk anymore. She even tried to talk to ilistrate the point.
“Opens his mouth and nothing comes out?” Dick commented.
“Cassie, is there anything that you feel that you need to share with us?”
Cassie nodded, and gestured a face.
*
Arkham Asylum
Doctor McCullens walked into the room and looked at the women secured in the room.
“Hmm, I think she would make a nice dyke,” a woman came into the room, “Don’t you?”
Pam, Harley, Joker and the Doctor looked at the mystery woman. She was dressed in tie-dyed mini dress, and had pink hair.
“Who are you and how did you get in here?” the Doctor shouted.
“Hush you,” the woman tapped the doctor on head and waited for the doctor’s lips to seal together, “Now… yes, I see he got to you. Well I think it is time for you three to feel better. And for the good doctor her to ruin her good name and became a little lesbian slut during a bought of temporary insanity.”
Pam, Harley, and the Joker each arched an eyebrow. They watched the pink haired woman tap the doctor on the head again. They would have sworn that they saw springs and bolts fly out of the doctor’s ears too. Pam felt all of her bones mend and all of the sore muscles clear up. The Joker’s limbs and ribs healed and her lungs repaired themselves in seconds. Harley’s bruises and other injuries cleared up.
“Oh Pam,” Doctor McCullens cooed, “Oh Pam, How could I have not seen your beauty before?”
The Doctor opened up the isolation system and undid Pam’s restraints.
“Doctor, Please undo my friends restraints,” Pam smiled.
“Of course Love,” the doctor turned back to the others, “Please call me Sarah lover.”
“Yes, you will have to escort us out if we are going to go back to your place,” Pam smiled.
“Yeah,” Harley caught on, “We can’t have a party here now can we?”
“No of course not,” Sarah cooed, “I would love to have you and your friends over to my place! Wait, let me get you some nurse’s outfits!”
“Oh, sexy nurse time!” Harley giggled and stared at the Joker, “Oh baby, we will fix it, and if nothing else we are going to have a few awesome nights!”
“Oh don’t worry, you nurses won’t be noticed on your way out,” the female lord of Chaos smiled before disappearing.