“OK Aunt May, I’m heading off to the Bugle.”
Sticking her head out of the washroom doorway May smiled and
called back. “Alright Peter, you have a safe trip.”
May Parker looked at herself in the mirror again, tracing a
finger through her grey hair all while shifting her chin back and forth to see
the lines and crow’s feet over her face. Time wasn’t kind to her, not even in
her 60’s and she already looked ‘elderly’. Looking over to the bottle she
ordered last week she remembered the commercial on the television that enticed
her into buying the stuff in the first place.
“Ladies do you feel that all the make up in the world isn’t
doing its job to make you look like your best? Do you want to be as vibrant and
as lively as you were when you were in your 20s? Then try our new X-Hot-Ic!
A bubbly young blonde wearing a sweater and knee skirt came
into view telling her story of using the new product. Followed by the picture
of an elderly woman smiling from a couch. “Before I was worried that I wouldn’t
be able to do the things I wanted to when I was young, NOW? I look even better
than I did back when I was in high school, this stuff is amazing!”
The next scene is of a cute African American woman, followed
with a picture of a wheelchair bound 80 year old woman marked ‘before’. “Ever
since I started drinking the stuff I’ve felt fantastic, I finally have the
strength to walk around and enjoy the city, and I can’t wait to try out the
swimsuit I bought yesterday.”
Soon the interview switched to an explanation of how
X-Hot-Ic worked, showing a woman with burn scars over her face and neck taking
a sip from a mouth-wash sized cup of the product. “Our patented formula is a
mixture of rejuvenating chemicals and nanite sciences, once it enters the body
it routes out problematic health issues and resets your biology to its prime!”
Within seconds after drinking the woman’s scars began to fade, revealing creamy
smooth skin, luscious lips and hair becoming more vibrant. “Effects last for
days and we guarantee shows no negative side effects with continued use. If you
wish to place an order the first bottle of X-Hot-Ic is $19.99, just call 555…”
Opening the cap to the bottle and pouring its contents into
the cap May looked at herself in the mirror one last time before taking a sharp
swig from the cap, gulping it all down and looking back to see the results.