Gotham Central Park, Gotham City
“Are da babies ready yet Red?” Harley squeaked.
“They are ready,” Pamela said as she laid on a branch, “We need to wait for the right time.”
“What?” Harley shouted, “Why don’t we go now? What could you be waiting for?”
“Shut up,” Pamela hissed, “Look when Bruce mc-money bags shows up, that means that the focus of the security will shift to the arrivals area, because little princess kitty is going to be there fifteen minutes afterwards tops.
That will be the time to strike. We grab VIPs, hold them for ransom; take some of them by an ATM while we are at it.”
*
Limo en-route to Gotham Central Park
“So this is going to be it,” Gordon said, “No more vigilantes in Gotham?”
“That about is the sum of it,” Bruce admitted.
“What about the super-villains?” Gordon asked.
“I don’t think they will stick around without any bats,” Dick said, “Besides with additional resources and your personal supervision I’m sure Internal Affairs will clean up the GCPD. We may finally turn the corner and not need any more vigilantes.”
“In order for that to happen you need to take out a number of them permanently before that can happen. Riddler, Scarecrow, Joker, Two-face, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn and so one,” Gordon said.
“We are here,” one of the Amazons said from the driver’s compartment.
*
Ha-Ha-Hary’s, Gotham City
“Boss,” one of the goons asked.
“If Miss Kitty thinks she is going to get a happily ever after!” Joker yammered, “I don’t know what I would do?”
“But what are we going to do about Wayne and the Amazons?” another goon asked.
“Wayne, Kitty, Bats… Oh god I’m blind!” Joker started yammering.
*
Gotham Central Park, Gotham City
“There he is,” Pamela said putting the binoculars down, “Let’s go.”
Around them an army of trees started advancing on the area.
Crane looked at the tree line, he signed.
“I should have known this was coming,” Crane grabbed his head.
“What?” one of the dignitaries asked, the female Swiss delegate said.
“Get to the greeting line,” Crane said, “I need to talk to the security people.”
Crane got up and went to one of the Amazons.
“Ah miss we are about to get attack by a forest. You need to get some sharp shooters to take down the women leading the attack,” Crane said.
“What?” the Amazon asked in disbelief.
“Look,” Crane pointed at the moving tree line.
The Amazon snapped her fingers and a few more showed up with fire-suits with what looked like flame throwers. Crane slapped his faced.
“That is just going to make a mess,” Crane said, “Just take out the woman!”
“Take out the woman?” The Amazon sneered, “Why should I listen to a thing you say, you are not an amazon nor are you even a woman and you would have me strike a sister?”
“Look, I swear allegiance to Catwoman, Selina Kyle, Queen of the Amazons whatever,” Crane said, “Is that what you want? Look you don’t have to kill her, just knock the red head out and the plants go back to being still life!”
“Did you hear that?” The Amazon asked, “Ok fire when ready.”
After a long moment the trees stopped moving. Shortly there after two Amazons, brought the comatose body of Pamela Isley AKA Poison Ivy and the squirming form of Harleen Quinzelle AKA Harley Quinn.
“Let me go!” Harley shrieked.
An Amazon pinched her neck and Harley passed out.
“What are you going to do with them?” Crane asked.
“They dared to attack Themyscira’s queen, her guests and her guard, they will be tried for attempted Regicide. But you should think of yourself, you have pledged yourself to her service,” The Amazon smiled, “No telling what she might demand of you! Your service, your sex, your manhood, your feminization?”
Crane gulped.
“Ladies and Gentleman,” The PA announced, “Her Majesty Selina Queen of Themyscira has arrived!”