In two separate parts of Gotham City men were having aneurisms. In the hall of Wayne Manor Commissioner James Gordon’s head was about to explode. In another part of Gotham a clown’s nose started bleeding.
Wayne Manor
After the Feline witch had been ushered into another room Bruce and Dick appeared in tuxedos.
“YOU!” James said, “What the hell is going on!”
“Lets go,” a set Amazons practically shoved him and the two other men out the door and into a limo.
The three sat in the limo as it started moving.
“I'm glad you’re here,” Bruce said.
“Bruce, what the hell…” James started.
“Look, we have been together off and on for years,” Bruce said.
“But Catwoman?” James shouted!
“Would you be happy if it was Power Girl?” Dick snickered.
“She…” James stammered for a second, “All right we will drop the pretense! Bats and Cats have been playing games for years, but still!”
“Catwoman is retiring tonight,” Bruce said calmly, “Bruce and Selina are going to get married, and shortly thereafter Batman will retire too.”
“I’m pretty sure Night Wing and Batgirl are going to retire shortly too,” Dick interjected.
“If she is pregnant, I will kill you!” Gorodon snapped.
*
Ha-Ha-Harry’s, Gotham
“Boss?” one of the goons said, “Hay boss? You alive?”
“We are going to kill everyone!” Joker said as he leapt up and ran right into a wall, “A little help here, I can’t seem to see the exit sign.
“Ah, you ok Boss?” The other goon asked.
“No, I can’t see anything,” Joker snickered.
*
Gotham Central Park, Gotham City
Crane took his seat, next to him was some diplomatic official from some country he had never heard of. Well maybe he might have heard of it if the man only spoke English. There was a pre ceremony reception while everyone waited and gathered. Everyone seemed to be watching the Amazons as they waited.
*
Wayne Manor, Gotham City
Clark finished the last picture of Queen Selina and her bridesmaids. An Amazon came in and ushered the Queen and her “kitties” down to their limos. Lois looked at her husband and beamed.
“I think Perry is going to make you the lead reporter for Themyscira. Won’t that be great?” Lois lean into him and wrapped her arms around him.
Agave poked her head in the room.
“Sister Lois, Mister Kent,” She called, “It is time to go, a Limo is waiting.”