In his palace on Tattooine, the powerful gangster, Jabba the Hutt, has been informed that he will soon be receiving a new slave girl for his harem, and a Princess at that. His hope is that it will be Princess Leia Organa, former Senator from the recently
destroyed planet Alderaan. He has seen her image many times on the Imperial HoloNet's coverage of the Senate, and was taken by her beauty.
Soon, a slaver whom Jabba keeps on retainer arrives, holding a chain. A hooded and cloaked figure is at the other end of the chain.
"Here she is, Mighty Jabba," the slaver says, "a true Princess, ready for your approval." He removes his prisoner's hood, revealing not Princess Leia, but Princess...