"Hello Buffy," Giles began. "I just got your messages, I'm afraid I'd had to deal with some family business recently. Has Xander improved at all?"
"He's still unconscious. And his body is changing. He still looks human you know," Buffy hastily reassured. "But he's getting all muscular...his cock is huge."
"Anya says he's an incubus and she's all angry about it when she's not staring at him. Like he used some sort of powers on her to make her a nympho."
"You didn't leave many details. Can you tell me what happened?"
"It started three days, er, actually almost four days ago. We were trying to stop this demon from getting this magical thingy. It was protected by some sort of magic field that could only be penetrated by someone with nothing supernatural about them. The book didn't put it that way but we figured it out. So we figured Xander could get it. And he did, but when he smashed it there was some sort of reaction and he collapsed. Whatever and kept magic types out was gone, so we got him out of there."
"And how did you discover he was an... incubus?"
"Well, he started bulking up pretty quickly and then there was this smell, pheromones, Willow thinks. Anya said he was an incubus."
"So you're just going off that?"
"No, we investigated. Tara did some aura reading and we went and talked to his parents." Buffy paused."You're not going to believe this. His dad is an Incubus. His mom was friends with Catherine Madison in high school and she got pregnant by his dad. BEfore he could split Cathy bound him and his abilities. Guess that's why he's such an ass. Then when Xander was born she did it to him too."
"Unbelievable. So, I take it you think the magical explosion broke the spell?"
"Willow and Tara do, yeah."
"Everyone out," Tara said as she pushed the others to the door.
"But why?" Dawn asked.
"I think he's about to wake up and since I'm a lesbian and he's an incubus I'm the only one who's safe to be around him."
"I'm a lesbian too," Willow argued.
"You're bi and you know it sweetie."
"You don't dislike men more than I did," Anya argued "And he still made me sex crazy."
Tara successfully pushed them out and leaning against the door she reinforced it with a magical sealing spell she knew. "Alone at last." she said to the figure on the bed who was moaning more often now