Title

What's Rick doing?

by Shendude
Storyline Marvel Super-Hookers (version 2)
Characters Rick Jones She-Hulk Fantastic Four
Category Marvel M/F
Previous Chapter Somewhere else in the city.

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Rick Jones walked down the street, happy images in his head of sex with beautiful heroines. Hookers that would take him on for free. He grinned, musing that he must have a rep similar to the one he had in the normal reality, one that apparently earned him free sex with the entirety of the Super-Hooker community.

He eventually came upon Four Freedoms Plaza, using the pass he had in the normal reality to get into the front door. The lobby was about the same, except that She-Hulk's law offices were apparently now in the building, on the first floor. She was currently the only one there, and was having an argument via a conference call over her telephone, as she appeared to be talking to two people at once.

She didn't look happy at all. Rick could tell because of the angry expression on her face and the fact that her emerald muscles were bulging beneath her blouse, a clear sign of 'hulking out.'

"Senator, you can't use the examples of a few... Yes sir, I understand... Ngh... We're fixing it, so you can't... Y'know, I distinctly remember saving the world from Doctor Doom just yesterday, y'know. I remember in particular the fact that I took a hit for you from the Abomination. Saving your life has to count for some... Grrr... I'm sorry Songbird, what?" She-Hulk sighed in relief. "There, Senator, you see? We've finally rounded up the last of the others. Those that won't go legal will be locked up in the Vault with the rest of the criminals. ...What? Now that was uncalled for. Just because we're not ashamed of our bodies and decide to use them to make money, doesn't mean that... Oh GROW UP!!" she said, slamming down the phone. "And he WONDERS why more than half the content on the Sore Losers page features his speeches..."

Sighing, she stepped out of her office. "I swear... If they were just doing it for free, it'd just be annoying and taking away from the business part of our pleasure..." she muttered, "...But those... those NYMPHS still insist on being villainous about it, taking men without their consent... Violates the whole principle of it... At least Songbird, Moonstone, Mystique and all those others had the good sense to become hookers like the rest of us, when..."

She blinked, finally noticing Rick standing in the lobby, giving her a worried look.

"You okay Jen?" he asked.

She stretched, sighing. "Yeah... Not all the supervillainesses joined up with we heroines when we started Super-Hookers. No woman sides with the Masters, but they still insisted on doing things the old way. They rape, among other things... It's a headache to deal with."

Rick coughed, unsure of what to say. He felt a little embarrassed, too. He had come here for a free fuck and had forgotten that included in all the sexy were actual people. "You gonna be okay?"

She-Hulk sighed. "I will be. Maybe after a quickie or two to help me relax," she said, "Plus we have a foursome vid to film for the site's pay section."

Rick grinned despite himself. "Sounds like it'd be a blast to see," he said. And he meant it. Four of the sexiest women on the planet all making out with each other? Very few heterosexual guys WOULDN'T enjoy that!

She-Hulk looked him over and grinned, an idea occurring to her. "Actually... Speaking of quickies... What would my favorite client say to pounding that pole of his into my green pussy?"

Rick grinned even wider. He vaguely remembered that he was here to try and find out what had happened, but other priorities had to come first.

She-Hulk was almost purring as she sauntered over to him and led him into her office. "Then let's step into my office and discuss some... 'legal matters...'"

(originally posted on the previous Addventure by Fanfic Fetishist)


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January - 12/20/2014 2:59 AM
I love this Medieval Madness line. Might think of trying to add on to it, but I've never posted an episode on this site...
gothamalleyviper - 12/18/2014 10:05 PM
ES, look for a doctor in the fish
ESchorcho - 12/18/2014 10:00 PM
GAV, I loved the chapter. I did like the Diana/Lois interaction. Still can't believe I did that. What is going to happen in the ceremony? Want to continue this in the message board?
gothamalleyviper - 12/18/2014 9:34 PM
I am wondering if the same people are posting twisted Disney Princess stories here http://www.pinterest.com/pin/552746554236351206/
gothamalleyviper - 12/18/2014 9:31 PM
@ ES, I did incorporate it, I hope you like where I took the rest of the cast throw the morning.
ESchorcho - 12/18/2014 9:16 PM
gothamalleyviper, I messed up on my Lois Human Sacrifice chapter in Rubber Queen. It should have come after your Human Sacrifice chapter. Can't believe I did that.
colleem - 12/18/2014 11:25 AM
Susan´s dream is online. I will try to write Tony´s dream until Saturday. If someone want to write with CC and me in this Story just tell it :) We are talking about Email for better planing
gothamalleyviper - 12/17/2014 8:42 PM
I am about half way throw the chapter for Rubberqueen, and plotted out the "Wedding Chapter", but I keep getting interupted by my life AFK. I kind of want the Warhamer can from 63 Joker and go play "Whack-a-Joe"
colleem - 12/17/2014 2:14 PM
Oprimus... dont you think that it is a bit... unfair to post empty chapters?
ESchorcho - 12/17/2014 7:34 AM
gothamalleyviper, do you need any help with Rubber Queen? Let me know. If you want to start a discussion in the Message Board I would be willing to talk.



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