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Batman woke up, as he always did, to darkness. It was how he preferred it.
He trained, push his body to its limits and past them, all in the name of making himself strong enough to save those in need. After that, he got on the phone and took care of all important business he needed to take care of for Wayne Enterprises.
To his surprise and delight, Alfred told him that he had no appointments to keep today, or dates he had to fake his way through. This left his entire night free for patrol.
Which was very good for him, because he heard that Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn might be out tonight. And he was looking forward to seeing how much he could make their blubber shake.
Indeed, Batman liked sexual encounters with the villainesses of Gotham. They made a welcome break from dealing with the actually dangerous criminals, such as Joker, or Scarecrow, or Two-Face.
He sighed, thinking back. It had been two hundred years since the Cornicopians had come to Earth. They had ended world hunger, providing endless food for the people of Earth, in exchange for letting their DNA be mingled into humanity's own. Now, ten
percent of the female population of Earth would be born extremely tall and fat, with accompanying muscle-mass underneath that blubber to allow for ease of movement, and the ability to summon food at will out of thin air to satisfy their gluttonous urges.
And every single time, it would be among that ten percent of the female population that a superheroine, supervillainess, or costumed adventurer would arise. All active superheroines and supervillainesses were huge and fat.
But there was something more, something that made even the supervillainesses accepted by general society: Each of those ten percent craved and adored sex. They would go out of their way to have sex with as many men, Cornicopian women and mundane women
as possible, Some of the Cornicopian women did fall in love and marry, but they never stopped having sex with multiple partners, and didn't mind if their husbands/wives did as well.
And the superheroines especially liked 'punishing' super-criminals with rough sex. Many would dress up once or twice and commit a petty crime in front of a superheroine to attract their amused attention, while the career ones usually stayed away from more
violent crimes, as the superheroines were turned off by needless violence. Supervillainesses usually were just rambuncitious enough to get themselves laid. The Cornicopian women were so strong, that one almost would think that male superheroes weren't needed.
Until you took men like Batman's rogues gallery into account. Or Spider-Man's. Or men like Doctor Doom.
It was a precarious balance. Corpulent beauties dominated the superhero community, whilst actually malevolent male supervillains were in the drastic, but still threatening, minority. It was up to male heroes to keep the otherwise totally hedonistic Cornicopian
women motivated. A fun prospect in and of itself. Although admittedly, people like Spider-Man and Reed Richards, who had gotten a Cornicopian to fall in love with them and marry them, had an easier time of it.
And then there was someone like Batman, whom EVERY Cornicopian woman wanted to bed.
He didn't really understand it. But the sex was great, and he couldn't complain.
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