Title

So what is the Joker up to, anyway?

by clifford.cao
Storyline Random Romance
Characters Joker Batgirl
Category
Previous Chapter Batgirl and Doctor Doom? (Doom dominant - Barbara Von Doom wants vengence against the Joker!)

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"And with my Catapult Turtle," a lilting voice cackled. "I can launch my Dragon Champion at your castle, shattering its flotation ring and causing it to fall on top of your monsters!"

"WAAAUGH!" a second voice screamed in dismay. Seconds later, a pair of plump fists slammed into the table, scattering the cards everywhere.

The Joker clucked his tongue at his opponent, wagging his finger for good measure. "Doncha just love Duel Monsters Night, Ozzie?"

From across the table, the Penguin adjusted his monocle and rolled his eyes.

An outside observer would probably have deemed the scene downright bizarre (not to mention out-of-character). Oswald Cobblepot was a man of several faces, from "respected member of the business community" to "laughingstock of Gotham's criminals that eventually wised up and got out of the supervillain business altogether" to "cowardly rat that the Kite-Man could pump for info", but none of those quite explained the fact that he was playing a children's card game with Gotham's number-one homicidal maniac (and snappy dresser). And in his own nightclub, no less!

But in reality, there had been a strange sort of bond between the two men stemming from the earliest days of their careers. Back when the Batman actually smiled every so often and when Robin wore those adorable little green shorts. Even in the winter.

It was not friendship - at least, not in any sane sense - but it was probably the closest thing to it that the Joker could ever hope to have with another human being. It was not the one-sided "relationship" that he had with Harley, nor the self-destructive, obsessive tango that he regularly danced with the Batman. It was not even the mocking-yet-careful semi-respect that he held for Luthor.

Simply put, he liked the pudgy little man with the big nose and top hat and laser monocles and machine-gun umbrellas. But damned if he could tell why. Maybe one day, some overly-obsessive fanboy would write a detailed essay on the subject on his LiveJournal, reading way too much into meaningless scenes and flat-out pulling stuff out of his butt when no such scenes were available.

Till that day came, he would content himself with playing children's card games with the Man of a Thousand Umbrellas.

"Up for another game, Oz?" he asked, shuffling the cards back into the deck. "I didn't even get to show you what happens when you fuse a Mammoth Graveyard with..."

XOXOXO

Barbara von Doom stared at the scene from one of her husband's many computer screens, her facial expression caught between bemusement and amusement. And hate. Can't forget the hate.

The redhead clasped her fingers together, a devious grin coming over her face. Slowly, her eyes wandered to the revolver mounted on a nearby wall. The revolver that a certain chalk-skinned hand had once held as its owner barged through the door of her apartment, pure malice in his eyes...

A/N: Be on the lookout for the aforementioned overly-obsessive fanboy essay in coming weeks, as I desperately try to establish why the Penguin should be the Joker's best friend!


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Grimmer - 10/22/2014 5:00 PM
Anyone willing to work with me on any Wonder Woman/Zatanna or Catwoman/Wonder Woman storylines involving weight gain and/or domination?
Grimmer - 10/18/2014 9:38 PM
I liked it, gotham! Looking forward to more.
gothamalleyviper - 10/18/2014 9:21 PM
Let me know what you guys think, Hopefully I fuel some contributions
gothamalleyviper - 10/17/2014 10:02 AM
ES, I keep trying to pick up the weekend on Sunday morning, but work and such keeps me from working on Rubber Queen. You did guess who I was going to have WW marry
ESchorcho - 10/17/2014 8:20 AM
Going along with CorruptionCentral's theme, I would say the best choices for WW to marry would be Ares, Cheetah or Circe. GAV, do you need me to do anything with Rubber Queen?
CorruptionCentral - 10/17/2014 6:44 AM
GAV: For Wonder Woman I would like to see polar opposites as spouces... Cap & Red Skull, Dr Psycho & Cersi, Reed and Doom. People that want to kill each other but can't act on it due to the contract
gothamalleyviper - 10/16/2014 9:04 PM
If I were to put in a Wonder Woman thread for Waking up in Vegas, who do you guys think she should marry?
Evva - 10/16/2014 3:33 PM
Jazze are you going to do something about Waking up in Vegas? Because so far you are piling the women and doing nothing to them. How about their reactions to the ring? I bet it would be more interesting if they had a chance to act.
Drake G. Reaper - 10/11/2014 8:08 PM
I've just put up a new chapter for Gwen Stacy: Supervillainess hope you guys are interested. Also I'd be great to see the Buffy in stepford storyline continue.
C.King - 10/9/2014 6:53 PM
Spider-man: Supergirl, Oracle, Poison Ivy, Catwoman, Spoiler, Black Canary, Powergirl, Starfire, Huntress, Wonder Woman, Lashina, Cat Grant, Zatanna, Vixen, Raven, Black Bat or Wonder Girl



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