Looking up from the
sound of the voice projected from a megaphone, the horde of monsters spotted the
flying transports of SHIELD landing meters away in front of them, with dozens
of SHIELD agents pouring out of the vessels and taking aim at the Fantastic
Four and their allies. Nick Fury stood behind the lines of soldiers, his face
unreadable to both his men and the giants looking down at him. He was expecting
the monsters to attack as soon as he arrived. He didn’t expect this though.
“Nick? Hi Nick.”
Chirped the green scaly monster in the group, the female reptilian creature
moving forward to greet SHIELD waving her arm over her head while another green
scaled female monster joined her side, smiling innocently and waving to the
armed guards surrounding them. “What brought YOU out here? Are you getting a
bite to eat like we are?”
“Yeah, everything out
here is so tasty!” Chirped Lyra hugging her cousin’s arm and laughing happily
at all the attention.
“Dafuq?...
She-Hulk?!!!!” Blinking stunned with his one good eye, Nick Fury looked up
stunned stupid at the 20-foot-tall
monster. She looked nothing like the green skinned amazon woman he remembered. Stark
naked and covered in a thick hide of scales, the woman had four arms with
clawed hands at her hips, a saurian tail swished behind her like a bored cat
while she tilted her to the side in confusion, sporting horns best seen on a
prize bull or dragon. Completely naked her scaly breasts stood round and full
on top of the shelf of her stomach, said stomach also acted like an apron just
barely obscuring her nethers between her stout legs. “Jen? Is that you? How did
you get so big? So… Fat?!”
Looking down and
giving her bloated stomach a light shake, the massive creature blushed
slightly, scratching the back of her neck. “Heh, guess I overdid it huh? Well
nothing a short trip to the gym can’t fix right?”
“Ah, Agent Fury, it’s
a pleasure to meet you.” Called out Mr. Fantastic, the bloated green and blue
scaled creature lumbered forward to greet the man only to stop when he heard
the click of dozens of weapons aim at him. “Heh, still the anxious one I see,
are you here to enjoy the food too?”
Picking up a mailbox
with a single hand, the Invisible Woman bit into it with the same idleness as
eating a doughnut, stomping over to join her husband and brush her wide hip
against his own. “Yeah, this buffet is just fantastic, there’s something for
everyone!... Ooh!” Plucking the glowing orange stone out from her belly button,
Susan raised it up to her eye level with just two fingers like it was the size
of a grape. “Look what we brought back from another dimension… Heh, seems
smaller last time I looked at it.”
Staring at the orange
rock and back at the group of monsters he now discovered were the Richards
family and their friends having mutated into these forms, the man looked at the
stone and didn’t take long to realise that the stone was responsible. “Reed and
Susan Richards, you and your family are coming with us and we are going to
detain the item you have with you until this is all resolved.”
Leaning to her side
close to Ben, Alicia whispered into the orange and blue monster’s pointed ear. “I
can’t see a thing, is he angry because we ate all the good stuff before he got
here?”
“Nah, he’s always had
a stick up his ass sweaty.” Chuckled Ben, his toothy smile widening when Alicia
covered her snout with one of her hands to hide her laughter.
“Oh, come on Agent
Fury, we just got here.” Hollered the Human Torch, his four arms outstretched
while shaking his red scaly head.
“NO talking! You will
come with us and surrender the stone, NOW!”
Looking at each other,
the Fantastic Four and their group mulled it over for a few seconds before
giving an answer.