Tony Stark sat at his desk after about two years of hard work in all departments he was finally finished with his greatest creation ever; a specialized terraforming probe that could turn a planet as barren as Tatooine into the Garden of Eden. Things have been pretty good these past few months Darkseid was trapped in the Source Wall leaving his goon on Apokolips to either give up or kill each other to try and take his throne for themselves, Thanos was killed when the Infinity Gauntlet shattered–scattering the Infinity Stones to the stars–,almost every member of HYDRA, the Friends of Humsanity and pretty much every hate group in America have been sent to the electric chair and probably best of all the Big-Pharma companies lifted their embargo on Reed Richards mass producing the cures for diseases that he invented (just to be clear he invented the cures not the diseases).
With all of the intergalactic threats to the universe nullified Tony found his calendar cleared up enough toimplement a plan he's been working on since the Justice League of Avengers was founded: THE ULTIMATE SUPER POWER ORGY!
"HOMER!" The hedonistic hero called his laboratory AI "is the rocket ready?"
"Yes sir," HOMER chimed "the construction drones have boarded, the building supplies are loaded in the cargo hold and the schematics for the construction project have been programmed into the drones' processors"
"Good, now load the Planetary Drive into the launch mechanism" as Tony gave the orders homer rolled over to pick up the device using the Ultron-1 as a repurposed mobile unit. "JARVIS, are the invites ready to be sent?"
"Yes sir" Tony's smart home AI said "the message is ready to be sent to all members of the Justice League, X-Men, Doom Patrol, Fantastic Four, Defenders, Teen Titans..."
"Send them!" Tony said in a desperate attempt to get the overly thorough computer program to shut up. "FRIDAY"
"Yes, Mister Stark?" His secretary AI chimed.
"Take a note to Lex Luthor"
Lex Luthor sat at his office desk taking a break from his presidential campaign to check his email, when he noticed a new email from Tony Stark and opened it. The first thing that showed up was an image of a white flag followed by the message:
Luthor,
Given the recent calm of this past year compared to other events of the past, I have decided to implement something I've thought about since the foundation of the JLA: THE ULTIMATE SUPER POWER ORGY!
in the spirit of good will and common ground between enemies I invite you and the other villains of the Earth to join in THE ULTIMATE SUPER POWER ORGY!
I have spent the past year building a terraforming device and assembling an army of construction drones in order to build the perfect tropical paradise with which to host this event.
Lastly I have sent an attachment detailing the layout of the venue.
Sincerely, Tony Stark
P.S. the orgy starts in a week and will last for a week.
Under normal circumstances Lex Luthor would have used the opportunity to make a grab at global domination, but given the amount of stress he's been dealing with from his campaign he decided that some time off would be good for him. He then took to his computer and spread the word to every super villain in his contacts list.
Days blew by like wildfire and before you knew it the entire global population of masked weirdos had converged on the undisclosed location where stark had placed the portal to his paradise planet. As far as the world at large was concerned the heroes and villains of the earth were going to an alien planet to combat some sort of evil alien menace (an alibi provided in no small part by Lex Luthor himself, surely word of him saving another planet from cosmic dangers would boost his ratings in the polls).
Superman was waiting in the crowd alongside his wife Lois, his high school sweetheart Lana, his clone Superboy, his cousins Supergirl and Power Girl, his son Jon and his old pal Jimmy. Lois and Lana were both dressed more casually than usual; Lois had her hair down on her shoulders and Lana's was in braids a style that she basically never wears, both of them were wearing short shorts and tube tops with Superman's shield emblazoned on them, Lana's was red as had 'Superslut' written on it while Lois' was blue and read 'Superbabe'. Superman was turning his head back and forth looking for a friend.
"Hello superfamily!" The friend in question said.
"Glad you could make it Wonder Woman" Superman said when he saw the Maiden of Might accompanied by her sisters, mother, protege and boyfriend.
"I wouldn't miss this for the world" the princess said as she looked at Lois "that looks nice on you 'Mrs. Superman' I can't wait to see what it looks like on the floor" she said with a wink
After passing through the portal, finding their rooms and unpacking for the week the heroes and villains and their families were taken to the common room where Tony was explaining the rules
"First off, I've set up three party rooms for the week; thirteen and under go to the Kids' Party Room, fourteen to seventeen are in the Teens' Party Room and eighteen plus are in the Adult Party Room. Now before this goes any farther if the parents could escort their children to the Kids' Party Room, don't worry about the babies I set out up some robot nannies to take care of them."
"Next, the Teens' Party Room, it's pretty much the same as the Adults' Party Room with every video game concil an no alcohol. Both have a concessions bar, a pool and a recharge station for the guys, also ladies don't worry about getting pregnant, I've set up a null field that will prevent any unwanted pregnancies, lastly there are color coordinated floor tiles so the homosexuals don't have to worry about getting hit on by people of the opposite sex."
"So, teens head to the Teen Room Adults come with me and let THE ULTIMATE SUPER POWER ORGY! Begin"
with that Damian Wayne headed off to the teen room, he jumped for a moment when he felt someone slap his butt. "Hey Babe Wonder"
"Hello Batson" Damian rolled his eyes
"Ready to get freak on the floor?" The Chamion of the Wizard asked.
The fourth Robin then pulled Billy into a kiss "only if you'll join me" he smirked "Beloved"