OK, lets start from the beginning; I am Barbara "Babs" Gordon AKA Batgirl, a few years ago I was partly responsible for a magical mistake that By made Catwoman less criminal and more normal. By more normal, most of the people on planet earth are now latex
fetishists or at least latex apathetic, women are mostly bisexual, and violent crimes are down, sex crimes are gone, another event got rid of STDs and thanks to Zatanna and Swampthing the northern US and Canada are now the primary producers of a super latex
used around the world. My father is James "Jim" Gordon and his wife is Sarah Essen. They run Gotham PD, while my Mom is in New York. I am engaged to Dick "Nightwing" Greyson, and we are expecting a child. Thanks to a disastrous dinner (that an other world
counter part attended) my father knows I am pregnant and engaged. Speaking of which I just spent the last day in a prudish Gotham where Latex is taboo because some inter-dimensional sex cartel accidently switched me with my prudish counter part. Also, I
have to spank Jason Todd for being a dipshit again, and thank Jason Blood for trying to keep the other me from completely destroying my life here. Now what am I going to do about Mistress Kanze, her inter-dimensional sex cartel, my father, my fiancé, and
Babs took a deep breath. Dick was right about one thing; sitting in the bathroom was great for getting your thoughts together. Now what to do?