Title

Babs, what are we going to do?

by gothamalleyviper
Storyline Babs Gordon, Guardian of Latex Land
Characters Batgirl
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OK, lets start from the beginning; I am Barbara "Babs" Gordon AKA Batgirl, a few years ago I was partly responsible for a magical mistake that By made Catwoman less criminal and more normal.  By more normal, most of the people on planet earth are now latex fetishists or at least latex apathetic, women are mostly bisexual, and violent crimes are down, sex crimes are gone, another event got rid of STDs and thanks to Zatanna and Swampthing the northern US and Canada are now the primary producers of a super latex used around the world.  My father is James "Jim" Gordon and his wife is Sarah Essen.  They run Gotham PD, while my Mom is in New York.  I am engaged to Dick "Nightwing" Greyson, and we are expecting a child.  Thanks to a disastrous dinner (that an other world counter part attended) my father knows I am pregnant and engaged.  Speaking of which I just spent the last day in a prudish Gotham where Latex is taboo because some inter-dimensional sex cartel accidently switched me with my prudish counter part.  Also, I have to spank Jason Todd for being a dipshit again, and thank Jason Blood for trying to keep the other me from completely destroying my life here.   Now what am I going to do about Mistress Kanze, her inter-dimensional sex cartel, my father, my fiancĂ©, and my child?

Babs took a deep breath.  Dick was right about one thing; sitting in the bathroom was great for getting your thoughts together.  Now what to do?


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C.King - 3/22/2017 5:03 PM
To Pick a villain, first pick a hero. Likely one we haven't used is best. Superman, Thor, Iron Man, Flash or whatever... Then select connected villains or theme villains.
Darth Elsa - 3/22/2017 3:51 PM
GAV, how about some Enchantress being Thor's love salve...maybe have some lezzie action and have it be Jane Foster version of Thor.
Darth Elsa - 3/22/2017 3:50 PM
Looking forward to it pal. Working on a Devilish Woman chapter in the meantime
JimmyKasche - 3/22/2017 11:00 AM
I had an idea for a really terrible pun t-shirt for Barbara in pink lanterns... I'll try and add it a little later when I get the chance :P
gothamalleyviper - 3/22/2017 9:27 AM
Interesting stuff on Pink Lanterns folks. Which Villian(s) should Peter Rabbit and crew go after first for Heros rewarded Easter?
Yang Xiao Long - 3/21/2017 6:35 PM
Working on a Pink Lantern chapter.
Yang Xiao Long - 3/20/2017 11:58 PM
Sorry that chapter took some time. Hope to see people help with Pink Lanterns - Emissaries of Lust. I have been enjoying it and would love to see what you guys could bring to the table.
C.King - 3/20/2017 10:26 AM
I was thinking of adding humor by having Mother and Father Day acting like Sitcom parents, especially the 1950's perfect parent versions.
gothamalleyviper - 3/20/2017 9:50 AM
Nice one King, but I have an idea to make sure we have comedy in there.
ESchorcho - 3/18/2017 11:25 AM
Nice work, GAV. I'm really enjoying this holiday-themed story and am glad that you expanded it to include most holidays. I'm really looking forward to what the Easter Bunny has in store!



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