Barbra sat down on a chair and took slow breaths in an attempt to calm herself.
"So let me get this straight this worlds version of me is responsible for turning this reality into a fetishest wet dream?"
"Well yes and no Babs", Dinah replied. " It all started a little over five years ago you were going to collage but you still wanted to do the hero thing. So you called me and Huntress and we set up the Birds of Prey. You would big up dirt on bad guys on
your computer then we would go and bust heads.
Then one day you found the records the broker, the super villain realestate agent and we decided to all go out on the raid. We went through a few hideouts, found a few missing pieces of evidence. Then we got to Feliz Faust's one. It was hidden behind the
back room of a fetish clothing store, we though it was going to be a slimple in and out like the others.
But we bumped into Selina and her friend Holly, they wanted to sell some of Faust magic stuff to collectors and we got into a fight. We knock over a lot of stuff while doing this, one of them was the stone of arkricorn, it was a stone which granted the users
wishes but only worked when the mystic forces were properly aligned or something like that.
It must have craked because when Holly tried to pick it up she burned herself. Selina grab a hood and scupped it up, you two started fighting over the I was busy with Huntress and Holly, you to were insulting each other but then you said 'I wish you would
get of your high horse and just admite you love Batman' then there was a flash of light and I lost conciousness.
When we came to Selina and Holly were gone, we decided to see if Zatanna could help us, nut when we got to her place Selina and Holly had beat us there. They convinced us to hear them out, Zatanna explained that when the stone burned Holly in absorbed some
of her aura that plus what the latex hood simblised and that turned Selina into how she is now."
" A Bisexual with a latex fetish " Barbra stated.
" Pretty much then Zatanna made her forget about the stone, but the magic of the stone was still attached to her over the next few months it started to affect people and we came up with the story about the Polar latex trees to explain it all."
"So I changed the world into this by accident?"
"Yes"
Barbra took another slow calming breath.
"Dinah I going to go back down stairs and try and have a nice evening with my family and friends. While I am doing that you and the rest of the Birds are going to find some big criminal thing for us to bust up. Because if I don't find something to hit soon
I'm going to do something everyone is going to regret. Is that clear?"
"Sure thing Babs," Dinah replied with worry in her voice.
"Okey," Barbra replied with a smile on her face.
"Jason I delieve we have a party to get back to."