The Red Skull sat in the high backed chair in his bed room, he didn't say anything when there was a knock at the door. Nor did he say anything when the maid entered. She was shocked when she saw him. He was a mess, leaning his face against one hand and
an empty bottle of schnapps in the other. His tunic gone, his pants ripped, the soul of one boot half off. The Red Skull looked her over, black silk maid's dress with a New Vichy party pin on the left collar and a Hydra Services Staff pin on the right, blue
eyes, blonde hair and an athletic figure.
*Leader,* She said in heavily French accented German.
*Speak,* the Red Skull said in French.
*What would you have me say?*She responded in French.
*You are from the champaine region of France. Sit, I have had an awful day," the Red Skull intoned in perfect French.
*What happened Furher?* She asked as she took a seat in the chair by the desk.
*First thing this morning some idiot using alien technology broke into the weapons lab, unleashed green solid holograms of rhinos and gorrillas to tear the place apart. My daughter had to use a proto-type energy weapon to just stun him momentarily. It
turned out that his outfit was a hologram too, which I did not need to see. He only left after my daughter took off in a proto-type fighter to lead him away. Shortly after that another idiot with equal parts obsession for the color green and Robin Hood broke
into the animal testing area for the biological weapons lab and went about unleashing all the animals looking for a green chimpanzee. Madam Hydra went to deal with it in her normally tackles manor. It is a miricale that none of the infected animals escaped
their cages nor the test samples containers broken. Lastly a red haired green skinned girl broke into the command area and went about destroying everything.*
*Furher, is there anything I can do to make you feel better?* the maid asked.
*If you were an American Superhero for their shield agency and was here to beat me and arrest me it would not make my day any worse,* the Red Skull said calmly.
"Good," The maid said in English as she stood and ripped off the silk dress, "I am not French, and my name is Power Girl!"
"Red, White, and Blue. As long as it is not green!"
Red Skull sighed, dropped the bottle, stood up, turned around and held his hands behind his back.
"What?" Power Girl asked, "No fight?"
"I need a vacation."