There was a long list of things that James had done for Crown and Country, Logan had done for Nation, Wolverine had done for Earth, Mutants, and Humanity that no one was proud of. Vaginal fisting two blue furry nymphomaniacs at the same time just about went to the top of the list. Even more so since he was now trapped in-between the two women while they trapped him in post coital cuddling and had fallen asleep.
“Oh god,” Logan cringed, “Please stop licking my ear Jean!”
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Laura held on for dear life as Man Spider went swinging across town with his kitty and her clinging to him like baby sloths. Laura tried to keep from vomiting again.
“Roarwl!” Mary Jane the blue kitty purred, “Keep it up baby!”
“Please don’t barf!” Man Spider pleaded.
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Wade Wilson might be an incredible man, but Wade Wilson was still only a man.
“I am not just a man!”
…And a man could only take so much!
“I am more than human baby!”
Doom had gone too far this time!
“I don’t think he even left his bedroom.”
Doom went and turned his entire city into a bunch of damned blue furies!
“Right? I mean holy Fuck Tacos!”
Damnit man, eat a snickers and let me finish intro so you can go gun crazy already! Otherwise I am going to go ahead and cut back to Logan’s sex sandwich.
“Ok, yeah ok! This is good, wait, why do I have an unwrapped snicker in my back pocket?”
Now where was I, right… Wade Wilson only had one solution for such stress once his Chimichangas supplies went dry, and that was gratuitous violence!
“Violence Time!”
Wade pulled his machinegun and started shooting up an old Subaru station wagon, then tossed grenades into its shattered windows and switched to his pair of Uzis. Once they were empty the Grenades went off shattering the frame of the wreck and abandoned car. Feeling spent, Wade dropped the magazines and loaded a fresh belt into his machinegun. Thinking more clearly he knew he needed to deal with this problem.
“You know I do feel better. Thanks.”
No problem. All around him animal instincts had taken over the minds of the former people around him, if there was any way to deal with this it would be either at the Avenger’s place, the Fantastic Four’s or Doom’s embassy. But which one should Deadpool go to first?
“Do I get a say in this?”
It’s a reader/ writer continues in the next chapter.
“Damn it! No one is going to miss that KIA right?”
You wasted your time interrupting me, let’s go and get back on schedule.
“I hate you.”