Title

A chihuahua.

by gothamalleyviper
Storyline The magic zipper
Characters Catwoman Joker
Category Transformation
Previous Chapter To go deal with the Joker once and for all

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Selina slapped the zipper down the Joker's back and unzipped it revealing a Chihuahua with the markings of a hyena.  Suddenly it all made sense to Selina.  There was never a master plan, just absolute madness.  Something about the little monster just didn't sit right with her.  If this had been the Joker, then it was going to piss acid like an alien of turn into a giant monster on a quarter moon or something.  Selina slapped the zipper on the Chihuahua and made what she thought the Joker should have been. 

"Hay, whoa," the confused man said, "That must have been a hell of an after show party lady.  What do I owe ya?  Martian Joshua in case we didn't meet before."

"Nothing, I just found you here while I was trying to clean out a rat problem," Selina ignored the sexual tone of the now normal comedian.

"My agent's here?" he shot back without thinking.

Selina regarded the man, he sounded a bit like Rodney Dangerfield, but looked like Jim Carry. 

"You better get going," Selina said with a smile, "Im sure an audience is waiting, besides, after I get done here I have to go see about some bats..."

"Hay, no problem!" he looked around, "Where is the door?"


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Ghosthand - 10/23/2014 11:15 AM
@ secondchance- Thanks, this story is right up my alley as far as what I like. Sorry about the words that are bunched up, something went wrong from my copy-paste and there is no option to edit. If I post any more I'll watch that closer.
secondchance - 10/23/2014 2:31 AM
Ghosthand - Great job with Wonder Woman's Hooker Adventure! Well written & exactly the direction I wanted to go.
q - 10/23/2014 1:49 AM
Just saw the text of Rebooter was clumped. Fixed it, now it's separate paragraphs.
Grimmer - 10/22/2014 5:00 PM
Anyone willing to work with me on any Wonder Woman/Zatanna or Catwoman/Wonder Woman storylines involving weight gain and/or domination?
Grimmer - 10/18/2014 9:38 PM
I liked it, gotham! Looking forward to more.
gothamalleyviper - 10/18/2014 9:21 PM
Let me know what you guys think, Hopefully I fuel some contributions
gothamalleyviper - 10/17/2014 10:02 AM
ES, I keep trying to pick up the weekend on Sunday morning, but work and such keeps me from working on Rubber Queen. You did guess who I was going to have WW marry
ESchorcho - 10/17/2014 8:20 AM
Going along with CorruptionCentral's theme, I would say the best choices for WW to marry would be Ares, Cheetah or Circe. GAV, do you need me to do anything with Rubber Queen?
CorruptionCentral - 10/17/2014 6:44 AM
GAV: For Wonder Woman I would like to see polar opposites as spouces... Cap & Red Skull, Dr Psycho & Cersi, Reed and Doom. People that want to kill each other but can't act on it due to the contract
gothamalleyviper - 10/16/2014 9:04 PM
If I were to put in a Wonder Woman thread for Waking up in Vegas, who do you guys think she should marry?



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