Title

A chihuahua.

by gothamalleyviper
Storyline The magic zipper
Characters Catwoman Joker
Category Transformation
Previous Chapter To go deal with the Joker once and for all

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Selina slapped the zipper down the Joker's back and unzipped it revealing a Chihuahua with the markings of a hyena.  Suddenly it all made sense to Selina.  There was never a master plan, just absolute madness.  Something about the little monster just didn't sit right with her.  If this had been the Joker, then it was going to piss acid like an alien of turn into a giant monster on a quarter moon or something.  Selina slapped the zipper on the Chihuahua and made what she thought the Joker should have been. 

"Hay, whoa," the confused man said, "That must have been a hell of an after show party lady.  What do I owe ya?  Martian Joshua in case we didn't meet before."

"Nothing, I just found you here while I was trying to clean out a rat problem," Selina ignored the sexual tone of the now normal comedian.

"My agent's here?" he shot back without thinking.

Selina regarded the man, he sounded a bit like Rodney Dangerfield, but looked like Jim Carry. 

"You better get going," Selina said with a smile, "Im sure an audience is waiting, besides, after I get done here I have to go see about some bats..."

"Hay, no problem!" he looked around, "Where is the door?"


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Yang Xiao Long - 5/29/2017 11:47 PM
Got an idea for Pink Lanterns. I'll post in the morning.
gothamalleyviper - 5/29/2017 10:31 AM
Today is memorial Day, Today please take a moment to reflect on all of those who were killed trying to protect the innocent from the horrors of war. And let us curse the leaders that start wars.
C.King - 5/29/2017 10:18 AM
Thanks and good work. FF, AA, and GAV.
C.King - 5/28/2017 3:10 PM
Also thanks, Aspiringactor.
C.King - 5/28/2017 3:09 PM
Good. Thanks.
gothamalleyviper - 5/28/2017 3:05 PM
C.King, not really up on the Jasmine, but I hope you like the short addition to Mary Jane IGM
C.King - 5/27/2017 5:15 PM
Any opinion on or ideas for Jasmine Mary Jane?
gothamalleyviper - 5/27/2017 2:56 PM
put more hints in the forum if anyone want to toss in your thoughts that would help me with Rubber Queen
C.King - 5/27/2017 2:22 PM
I picked giving Mary Jane Jasmine's (from Angel:TS) power (instead of 24 Hour or Infinity Stones) because it is based on image. And MJ has a lot of images laying around.
JimmyKasche - 5/27/2017 11:46 AM
hmm... yeah I'll second MJ,



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