A chihuahua.

by gothamalleyviper
Storyline The magic zipper
Characters Catwoman Joker
Category Transformation
Previous Chapter To go deal with the Joker once and for all

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Selina slapped the zipper down the Joker's back and unzipped it revealing a Chihuahua with the markings of a hyena.  Suddenly it all made sense to Selina.  There was never a master plan, just absolute madness.  Something about the little monster just didn't sit right with her.  If this had been the Joker, then it was going to piss acid like an alien of turn into a giant monster on a quarter moon or something.  Selina slapped the zipper on the Chihuahua and made what she thought the Joker should have been. 

"Hay, whoa," the confused man said, "That must have been a hell of an after show party lady.  What do I owe ya?  Martian Joshua in case we didn't meet before."

"Nothing, I just found you here while I was trying to clean out a rat problem," Selina ignored the sexual tone of the now normal comedian.

"My agent's here?" he shot back without thinking.

Selina regarded the man, he sounded a bit like Rodney Dangerfield, but looked like Jim Carry. 

"You better get going," Selina said with a smile, "Im sure an audience is waiting, besides, after I get done here I have to go see about some bats..."

"Hay, no problem!" he looked around, "Where is the door?"

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ESchorcho - 11/30/2015 6:57 PM
gothamalleyviper, I'm working on a new Rubber Queen chapter. Look for it in the next few days.
gothamalleyviper - 11/30/2015 10:25 AM
CC, the fix I found was to go back in Internet Explorer and re-do the breaks.
CorruptionCentral - 11/30/2015 8:57 AM
Had the same issue GAV noted posting in Chrome. Tried MS Edge too with same result. Finally copied text into Work and changed font to Times New Roman. That worked, kinda
gothamalleyviper - 11/29/2015 3:10 PM
Using Firefox to upload chapters is deleting line breaks
Cal512 - 11/28/2015 12:55 PM
It's really hard to find certain stories among the adventures. The Categories and Characters make it somewhat easier, but maybe something more can be done about that?
solddate - 11/24/2015 2:50 AM
It happens to the best of us Burke, don't worry about it.
burke_rakers - 11/23/2015 3:17 AM
Well, I did my best to remove my busted starts. I know it's far from perfect :>(
burke_rakers - 11/22/2015 12:55 PM
Could someone remove a couple of those starts? It didn't seem like it was working, so I kept trying...
colleem - 11/21/2015 5:46 AM
okay :) Then i will wait with my Chapter until you have yours online :) like the Idea to bring back the Masterplan story
Solarsearcher - 11/20/2015 10:58 AM
Don't worry. The police scandal will be addressed in the next chapter.

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