Title

A chihuahua.

by gothamalleyviper
Storyline The magic zipper
Characters Catwoman Joker
Category Transformation
Previous Chapter To go deal with the Joker once and for all

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Selina slapped the zipper down the Joker's back and unzipped it revealing a Chihuahua with the markings of a hyena.  Suddenly it all made sense to Selina.  There was never a master plan, just absolute madness.  Something about the little monster just didn't sit right with her.  If this had been the Joker, then it was going to piss acid like an alien of turn into a giant monster on a quarter moon or something.  Selina slapped the zipper on the Chihuahua and made what she thought the Joker should have been. 

"Hay, whoa," the confused man said, "That must have been a hell of an after show party lady.  What do I owe ya?  Martian Joshua in case we didn't meet before."

"Nothing, I just found you here while I was trying to clean out a rat problem," Selina ignored the sexual tone of the now normal comedian.

"My agent's here?" he shot back without thinking.

Selina regarded the man, he sounded a bit like Rodney Dangerfield, but looked like Jim Carry. 

"You better get going," Selina said with a smile, "Im sure an audience is waiting, besides, after I get done here I have to go see about some bats..."

"Hay, no problem!" he looked around, "Where is the door?"


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BowToMeAndBeg - 2/13/2016 1:33 PM
Is there a way to PM people?
BowToMeAndBeg - 2/13/2016 1:32 PM
Ooh I love it I can't wait to add another chapter. Later though. If someone beats me to it so be it.
BowToMeAndBeg - 2/13/2016 1:27 PM
:) Thanks Elsa
Darth Elsa - 2/13/2016 8:07 AM
Loving that Snow White story! Think I'll put in a chapter too.
BowToMeAndBeg - 2/12/2016 11:56 PM
There you go, Yang
ESchorcho - 2/12/2016 4:00 PM
I thought I had some ideas for Rubber Queen, GAV, but it turns out I had some writer's block with them. I guess it happens. So please add to it. Am looking forward to what you have in store.
Yang Xiao Long - 2/11/2016 4:48 PM
Would love some help on "Meanest Bitch of All"
gothamalleyviper - 2/11/2016 1:55 PM
ES I have an idea for Rubber Queen I can do tomorrow if you don't have anything.
gothamalleyviper - 2/10/2016 9:24 PM
Posted craziness, please let me know what people think.
gothamalleyviper - 2/10/2016 4:18 PM
Came across an old supervillain, Claw: Deals drugs to fund and recruit for his Fascist Cat themed army in a desert (WW2 guy) what about a feline theft of Feline characters to be made into his lieutenants?



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