Title

A chihuahua.

by gothamalleyviper
Storyline The magic zipper
Characters Catwoman Joker
Category Transformation
Previous Chapter To go deal with the Joker once and for all

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Selina slapped the zipper down the Joker's back and unzipped it revealing a Chihuahua with the markings of a hyena.  Suddenly it all made sense to Selina.  There was never a master plan, just absolute madness.  Something about the little monster just didn't sit right with her.  If this had been the Joker, then it was going to piss acid like an alien of turn into a giant monster on a quarter moon or something.  Selina slapped the zipper on the Chihuahua and made what she thought the Joker should have been. 

"Hay, whoa," the confused man said, "That must have been a hell of an after show party lady.  What do I owe ya?  Martian Joshua in case we didn't meet before."

"Nothing, I just found you here while I was trying to clean out a rat problem," Selina ignored the sexual tone of the now normal comedian.

"My agent's here?" he shot back without thinking.

Selina regarded the man, he sounded a bit like Rodney Dangerfield, but looked like Jim Carry. 

"You better get going," Selina said with a smile, "Im sure an audience is waiting, besides, after I get done here I have to go see about some bats..."

"Hay, no problem!" he looked around, "Where is the door?"


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Drake G. Reaper - 1/21/2018 5:58 PM
So I'll give it a couple more days then I'm going to post on Dropping By Star Wars.
Yang Xiao Long - 1/19/2018 1:44 AM
Added to Gwenom. Thoughts? Also, feel free to add to it.
JimmyKasche - 1/18/2018 10:18 PM
also trying to think of more for HLS, the Hard Reboot (kinda restart), and WW with a flip... probably not tonight as my normal office chair broke and am using a rather uncomfortable replacement
JimmyKasche - 1/18/2018 10:12 PM
hmm somehow my formatting got deleted entirely instead of fixing after hitting update... trying to fix this mess
Gorel - 1/17/2018 4:54 PM
In the meantime how dark should I go with Strange Appetites?
Gorel - 1/17/2018 4:42 PM
Alright, if you can't, let me know and I'll continue.
ESchorcho - 1/17/2018 1:59 PM
Gorel, life has been pretty busy. I may be able to write a chapter tomorrow but no promises.
awfulfoo999 - 1/17/2018 4:33 AM

colleem - 1/15/2018 2:37 PM
Yang. Not a great fan of sailer moon but I read your story and enjoyed it. I always like stories with a well written background
ESchorcho - 1/15/2018 8:10 AM
Sorry Gorel. I'll try to write a chapter today or tomorrow.



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