Metropolis NY, Earth Prime
Mercy Graves burst into the office to check on her boss after seeing an elevator filled with male suits turn into an elevator of prissy girls in skirt suits.
“Boss!”
“I feel somewhat justified in saying this, ‘I told you so.’ Whatever those superbeings and their all powerful demons’ have conjured up this time have doomed our species,” Alexandra “Lexi” Luhtor declared from the transformed desk overlooking Metropolis.
“Boss?”
“How do women have children without men?” Luthor asked.
Mercy’s jaw dropped. She hadn’t thought of that yet. She had only reacted to the moment. Luthor went to put her hand on the side of her head only to get her fingers stuck in her red curles.
“Mercy I will be requiring you to take on some extra duties given the current turn of events.”
“What Boss?” Mercy gulped.
“Tutoring on how to deal with being a lady,” Luthor said with a sour note.
*
The Vault, Location Undisclosed
Pamela “Poison Ivy” Isley watched the fellow in mates with confusion. The mere mortals that had earned their place among the meta criminals were panicking and going on about being turned into women. That was silly, they had always been women. Pam had tried to explain that to Eddi, who insisted on calling herself Edward Nigma for some reason, to no avail. Still watching Croc playing with her tits in a confused manner was somewhat creepy, it seemed like she thought someone had just slapped them on her. Well hopefully the riot that the mortal girls had started would give her and the other goddesses of crime a chance to escape.
*
Metropolis NY, Earth Prime
Lois tried to calm and reassure Jimmy and the Chief that things would be alright. Clark was still off with the Justice League and they didn’t seem to understand that the world had just been turned upside down!
Kara had just landed on the roof at Lois’ call.
“We have to fix this!” Lois shouted.
“Fix what?” Kara asked.
“Look Supergirl,” Lois leaned in close “Jimmy over there was a boy thirty minutes ago!”
“Jamie has always been a BFF,” Kara raised her eyebrows, “Just like you and Claire have been dating for years.”
Lois slapped her palm against her face.
“It seems the rules of this dimension have been rewritten,” Karen “Power Girl” Star said as she landed on the roof, “Whatever happened has become the truth to the most powerful, Lois we will figure out what’s happening trust me.”
The older blonde regarded her younger alternate self.
“Lets go Super Girl,” Karen said, “We have a lot of former guys and girls trying to commit suicide that need to be saved.”
*
Abandoned building, Gotham City
Harley had been taking a cat nap with her babies, the Hyenas, when a shriek and high pitched cackling woke her. She looked around and went to find Mr. J. It was weird, it was like Mr. J. or Red had let her decorate the place, and even given her money to splurge on things, but so much of it was still Mr. J. Harley followed the noise to a darkened room.
“Hello?” Harley whispered.
“Come in,” came the breathy whisper, “The Doctors gave me shots last time in Arkham, they said it would make a new man out of me, jokes on all of us… he he he he!”
“Mr. J?” Harley looked into the dark room.
She was confronted by a green haired alabaster skinned goddess in purple and green bra and panties.
“Not Mr. J, no” She grabbed Harley’s face, “Miss Jay! That is if you say no.”
“Puddying?” Harley was in shock.
“Harley toots,” The green haired buety queen stepped back, “Make me Mrs. J?”
Harley looked at the pull ring from a hand grenade that the female Joker pulled from her bra.
“Yatzee!” Harley dove onto her lover.
Sure, Harley and Red had had some flirty nights but it had never gone anywhere really, but Harley and the Joker knew how to stimulate each other like they had been lesbian lovers for years!
*
The Batcave, Gotham City
The Batman or rather The Bat, Nightwing and Batgirl came down from the Batwing’s hanger. In spite of the trauma, Barbara had been rather frisky much to Dick’s dismay especially since he had to sit in her lap in the back seat. The grey haired, but still rather attractive woman in a somewhat Victorian maid’s dress that waited for them must have been Alfred.
“Master Bruce,” Alfred announced with a much more feminine voice, “The others are out of crisis management, there seems to be a large number of attempted suicides from those not able to handle the current problem. Also there is another problem for you in the Armory, don’t bother changing.”
The Bat made her way upstairs and throw the hidden passages. She found a spot a looked down to her horror. Catwoman minus cowl and Batwoman, minus cowl, cape, and long red tresses were standing together in the Armory. Both of them looked at each other knowing and then called out.
“Come out Bats,” Batwoman called.
“Yeah Bruce,” Selina echoed.
Bruce made her entrance with a theatrical landing in front of the two.
“We have problems!” both guests said unfazed as they held up tabloids.
The covers had headlines indicating Brea Wayne, Kate Kane, and an unknown other lady were having a sordid love triangle as well as the Bat, Batwoman, and Catwoman.
“Bats, Bruce, Brea, whoever,” Kate started, “We have had each other pegged for a while now, but it was courtesy that kept us from saying anything…”
“But now we are all in a nice little love triangle as part of your cover stories for being young and reckless,” Selina interrupted.
“So what then?” Bruce asked.
“If we are going to keep up this farce, I think I should get a full briefing and maybe a set of keys to the boys’ club you have hidden away,” Kate said.
“Ok, what about Detective Sawyer?” Bruce asked.
“Woke up and she and Jamie were still in Star City with her Ex. As two lesbians they stayed together,” Kate hid her heart ache.
“I know all of us are going to need adjusting to the new arrangements until we figure out a way to fix this,” Bruce sighed, “If the powerhouses let us.”
“Well first of all you are going to have to reverse directions and go front to back,” Selina smirked, “Otherwise you’ll get a nasty little infection.”
“What?” Kate and Bruce asked together.
“Being a stud,” Selina shrugged, “It didn’t matter, but as a lady if you wipe your bottom before your love box, you get an infection.”
“Can we side step the transsexual bathroom trouble and deal with right now?” Kate asked.
“Yes,” Bruce said, “Like how do I take this off?”
Bruce extended her arms revealing her armored form. Kate and Selina both gave a cat call checking out the sculpted and armored body under. D cups behind the molded plates, opera gloves with finned bracers, thigh boots with utility sleeves just behind the upper cuff, armored corset, and a utility garter belt.
“Yes, lets get you out of that,” Kate and Selina both agreed.
Bruce’s face went flush.
“Oh, and in case you forgot, you still promised me a night in charge with the strap on if you ever got turned into a babe,” Selina leaned in and whispering into Bruce’s ear, “Hope your ass is ready.”