Philadelphia PA
The Batgirl held the crying Nightwing, as The Bat looked at herself in amazement.
“What’s wrong?” Powergirl asked.
“I got 63’rd!” Nightwing screeched like a frightened school girl.
“Pull yourself together Dick!” Barbara slapped the black haired acrobat.
“Clark,” the Bat started speaking.
“Who’s Clark?” Powergirl asked.
“You are,” Batgirl snapped, “You don’t remember being a guy not even five minutes ago?”
“What?” Aqua woman asked, “Clarie has always been a lipstick lass.”
“I WANT MY DICK BACK!” Nightwing shouted.
“Black Canary come in,” the Bat called over the JLA comlink.
“Who is this? Who did you use to be?” Canary answered.
“Bruce,” The Bat stated coldly.
“Bree, er Bruce… It’s weird I have two sets of memories in my head,” Canary said, “In one most of the Justice League are a guys, Ollie is hunk, you’re the Bat-MAN, and Clark is Super-MAN. But now I also know Ollivia as my Tomgirl lover the Green Arrow, Bree Wayne is The Bat, Clarie is Powergirl… What happened?”
“Unknown,” the Bat intoned, “It seems that whatever happened is affecting the more powerful the strongest.”
“Then why aren’t you affected?” Brianna asked as she skidded to a halt next to the Justice Leaguers, “Bree has always been the only one we all fear…”
“We don’t have super powers,” The Batgirl said, “Spoiler says, Red Robin, Robin and Alfred are all effected too. And Alfred is now a MILF… Robin has gone all sorts of freaky ‘I’m a pretty girl’ pycho… OK TMI SPOILER!”
The Bat hung her head. Nightwing tossed her Bat-net earpiece away like it was a ticking time bomb.
*
Metropolis NY
Ultra Woman sat at the head of the Crime Syndicate’s table and ran a hand throw her short black hair.
“Where’s Superwoman?” Jamie B Quick asked putting her legs on the table.
“That bitch!” The Owl screeched as she stormed in, “She fucked us over too!”
“What are you talking about?” Ultra Woman asked her voice husky from her cigar.
“What do you mean ‘what am I talking about’? Look at us!” The Owl flashed open her cape to reveal her catsuited body under the cloak.
“Nice D’s love,” Jamie B Quick smirked.
The video screens came to life replaying the last meeting of the Crime Syndicate, Jamie fell out of her chair seeing herself as a man and Ultra Woman punched the table breaking it.
“What the hell is that?” Ultra Woman screeched like a banshee.
“Proof we use to be men!” The Owl said, “I took measures to protect our information and blackmail archives remember?”
“You mean she screwed us too?” Jamie asked.
*
The Rock of Eternity
“What did you do?” Diana the Amazon called Wonder Woman called.
“I just rearranged the world a little,” Lois Superwoman Lane smirked, “No more men and their dick driven egos to spoil things. Oh and the reason I look a lot yummier is because I also made everyone a lesbian too.
“I have always been what the mortals call Bi-sexual,” Diana observed.
“True, but I am also now the sexiest woman on both worlds,” Lois smiled, “Just think all your friends will be eager to aid me in ensuring no one tries to undo this because they will all fall in love with me at first sight.”
Lois turned her back to the Amazon Princes as laughed. Before she knew what happened her face was smashed against the stone wall stunning her, and then found her face between Diana’s legs.
“You forget that Amazons take our lovers by conquest?”