Spider-Man had been patrolling New York for the last few hours, bored out of his gourd as he swung from one sky scrapper to the next. Activity had been pretty slow lately and the last bit of trouble he had to fix was a bank robber dressed like some damn
bunny rabbit.
"I swear I'm getting the bottom of the barrel here with super villains, maybe I should wait like a week or so before I web up the next bozo so it can fill up again."
Clinging onto the wall of a highrise his spider senses went off, a smile on his face as he finally had some trouble to deal with. "Ok who is it this time spidey sense? Green Goblin back from being straight laced and ol' Thunderbolty? Ooh is it Venom? Which
one this time the black one? White? Polka-dot?!"
"SPIDER! GIVE US BACK OUR BOY-TOY DUKES!" Screamed Thundra as she threw herself at the web-head's perch before he swung away to safety and gawked in confusion at the sight before him. "Or... Maybe a rag-tag team of giant amazon women... OK"
"Admit it Spider-Man you stole Fred Dukes from us, we found your webbing in our hideout!" Called Big Blue with the others, floating high above the ground thanks to Scarlet Witch's powers. "Tell us where he is and MAYBE we'll let you live as a pet."
Shaking his head and blinking at the sight he looked back at the hole in the building to see Thundra stepping out to join her team members, he was now surrounded by five massively built beautiful women hell bent on hurting him for stealing the Blob from
them, that little bit made him giggle despite the situation. "The Blob? Really? I have trouble lifting a Volkswagon lady, do you really think I can make off with a human sea-cow like that?"
"Don't stall with us you little gnat!" Growled Titannia as she cracked her knuckles along with the others. "Tell us now or we'll beat it out of you."
"Well." Coughed Pete as he straightened up to give his answer. "Under those conditions I guees I have no choice but to WEB AWAY! SHOOTERS DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!!"
Swinging away as fast as he could, Spider-Man dissapeared behind a tall building with all of the Sisterhood of Evil Mutants chasing right after him.