Title

Lois is transformed into a chair

by barrymanilow
Storyline Stories
Characters Lois Lane Superman Lex Luthor
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Lex Luthor sat in his evil labs, wringing his hands maniacally. He looked at his new invention.

“Behold, the transforming ray! With its awesome power to transform people, I will soon be able to defeat that blasted Superman and TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Nya ha ha!”

He grabbed the ray and flew off on his rocket, up to no good.

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Lois Lane sat eagerly in the coffee shop. She was finally about to meet Dr. Superduper, the guy who had been feeding her information.

Finally, she saw him come over and start to sit down.

“Hello, I’m Manuel Cole,” he said, extending his hand.

Suddenly, a mugger popped out of an alleyway and shot Manuel nine times in the chest, brutally killing him. No one cared about him, however. Lois decided to get some coffee and go home.

Lois started to walk back home. As she was walking, however, suddenly Lex Luthor flew in on his mini rocket. That darn villain! What nefarious scheme was he up to this time?

“Nya ha ha! Well if it isn’t Lois Lane!”

“Luthor, you villain! What villainous plots do you have up your sleeve?”

“Well my dear, I think you’re the perfect test subject for my new TRANSFORMING RAY!”

Suddenly Luthor fired a ray from his device at Lois. She felt herself changing…but into what?

Suddenly Lois realized that she was transformed…into a chair! She still had eyes to see and a mouth at the top, but other than that she was completely a chair!
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“Ha ha! I’m sure Superman will be “chair-y” happy to see you!” Luthor laughed as he flew off.

Curses! What could she possibly do now?

Lois, unable to move because she is a chair, sat there in the street for an hour or so until Superman flew in to see her.

“Lois! What in blue blazes has happened? Why are you a chair?”

“Superman! That fiend Luthor transformed me with his nefarious ray gun invention!”

“Blast! Lois, do you know what that means? If Luthor has the power to transform people into chairs, then surely he’s going to try to conquer the entire world!”

“Superman, help me transform back! I don’t want to be a chair! Can you do anything?”

“Hmm…I’ll have to think of something,” Superman said as he sat there and pondered.

Suddenly Lois noticed something – he had a bulge in his pants!

“Superman! Why do you have a bulge in your pants?”

“Well Lois…to be honest…the sight of you as a chair has gotten me quite aroused…”<o:p></o:p>


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Grimmer - 10/18/2014 9:38 PM
I liked it, gotham! Looking forward to more.
gothamalleyviper - 10/18/2014 9:21 PM
Let me know what you guys think, Hopefully I fuel some contributions
gothamalleyviper - 10/17/2014 10:02 AM
ES, I keep trying to pick up the weekend on Sunday morning, but work and such keeps me from working on Rubber Queen. You did guess who I was going to have WW marry
ESchorcho - 10/17/2014 8:20 AM
Going along with CorruptionCentral's theme, I would say the best choices for WW to marry would be Ares, Cheetah or Circe. GAV, do you need me to do anything with Rubber Queen?
CorruptionCentral - 10/17/2014 6:44 AM
GAV: For Wonder Woman I would like to see polar opposites as spouces... Cap & Red Skull, Dr Psycho & Cersi, Reed and Doom. People that want to kill each other but can't act on it due to the contract
gothamalleyviper - 10/16/2014 9:04 PM
If I were to put in a Wonder Woman thread for Waking up in Vegas, who do you guys think she should marry?
Evva - 10/16/2014 3:33 PM
Jazze are you going to do something about Waking up in Vegas? Because so far you are piling the women and doing nothing to them. How about their reactions to the ring? I bet it would be more interesting if they had a chance to act.
Drake G. Reaper - 10/11/2014 8:08 PM
I've just put up a new chapter for Gwen Stacy: Supervillainess hope you guys are interested. Also I'd be great to see the Buffy in stepford storyline continue.
C.King - 10/9/2014 6:53 PM
Spider-man: Supergirl, Oracle, Poison Ivy, Catwoman, Spoiler, Black Canary, Powergirl, Starfire, Huntress, Wonder Woman, Lashina, Cat Grant, Zatanna, Vixen, Raven, Black Bat or Wonder Girl
Grimmer - 10/9/2014 6:53 PM
Batman and She Hulk would be fun to see.



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