Title

Harley decides to have some fun with her old friend

by wfx
Storyline Harley's Willing Wanda
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Previous Chapter Batgirl (Barbra Gordon)

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Ivy was a bit of a buzzkill. It wasn't her fault really. She could just be so serious with the women's lib thing. Oh and the whole saving the world thing. And really.. EVERY thing. She'd probably be annoyed by Housecat, even though she was house trained. Harley sighed a bit. Really, this was for Ivy's own good.


See, she already had a little talk with Wanda about her other best galpal and the Wanton Witch knew what to do. She pranced over to her, as everyone in the room ignored the writhing and struggling Batgirl. "And what are YOU supposed to ..." Ivy's voice was cut off as the lacy, gown-wearing Wanda stuck her bosom right in the plant woman's face. There really was something magical about it. She waved it back and forth as she chanted, her voice as bouncy and lyrical as her breasts.

"It's terrible to be uptight
So from now on you'll be pleasant and light.
Harley's every idea is ever so grand,
So be like us and follow her command!
She'll no longer fear either your bark nor your bite!"

She was pressing her into her bosom tightly now. "Ivy, Ivy, forever be happy. Henceforth you're Harley's Flower Child Hippie."

"See," the clown chimed in. "I was thinkin', Red, and Free Love seems like just the thing you need. It'll setcha free!" She grinned even as the transformation began. Flowers appeared in Ivy's hair as the rest of her clothes disappeared altogether. And she had such a pleasant spacy smile upon her face. "So howya feeling?"

"Oh," It was the nicest, ditziest voice there could be. "I am like totally one with the universe, Harley. Come and lay with me."

"In a bit." Harley went over, not to her, but to her Delivery Girl. "Got some business first. Now, this is how I pay you." She honked her breast again. "It drives you nuts." Once, twice, three times. "Three is for when you did a really good job. It's what you want most in the world." Her eyes had rolled back comedically and Harley grinned. "Attagirl."

Her eyes turned Batgirl. "Now, for you! I think some big big thoughts, and I've been thinking the big problem with the world today is that kids just don't have the right sort of role models. So we're gonna fix that with you. My own Harley Quinn Girl Scout, cookies and all, a saucy little Bratgirl in her Harley Scout uniform. Betcha can't wait! Wanda, do your thing!"


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Helen-Troy - 1/23/2017 12:56 PM
Replied Colleem!
colleem - 1/23/2017 11:50 AM
Helen-troy :) have a Question on the Massage Board
extreme1 - 1/23/2017 9:32 AM
As soon as I brought the Corruptor over, my laptop key board went ka-put, so Don't expect much until next week when I get a new one.
extreme1 - 1/23/2017 6:33 AM
And the first chapter of the story has been brought over. Now we see where it goes on here.
CorruptionCentral - 1/23/2017 5:57 AM
Helen-Troy, I understand how you feel. RL politics always brings out the most polarizing elements. Most of the writers I've had contact with here would take it as intended, but there are FAR more readers and where They might take it is where the s--- s
CorruptionCentral - 1/23/2017 5:50 AM
Extreme1, people put stories from here on other sites a lot. If it's your story, there's no question you can put it where you want. If it's someone else's, I'd ask first and add a line at the top stating who wrote it & where it was from, but it's up to
extreme1 - 1/23/2017 5:06 AM
Question: would it be ok to bring a story (well the first chapter) from another site? I've got a long dead story from BE's Addventures that I'd like to see this place's take on.
extreme1 - 1/23/2017 4:31 AM
site, the bad guys don't lose often lol. Not sure if I'll add anything, but, if it keeps going, I'll keep checking it out.
extreme1 - 1/23/2017 4:28 AM
Helen-Troy Understandable, it read to me as satire. But, I also think this particular election hit on some really deep schisms so people are understandably raw right now (As a Mexican-American, it's been a fucking nightmare). Also, LBR, on this sit
colleem - 1/23/2017 4:17 AM
Aye. But somehow he is the Luck one who gets what he wants so he is the Hero. I see him only as possible funny side Char



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