Title

Harley decides to have some fun with her old friend

by wfx
Storyline Harley's Willing Wanda
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Previous Chapter Batgirl (Barbra Gordon)

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Ivy was a bit of a buzzkill. It wasn't her fault really. She could just be so serious with the women's lib thing. Oh and the whole saving the world thing. And really.. EVERY thing. She'd probably be annoyed by Housecat, even though she was house trained. Harley sighed a bit. Really, this was for Ivy's own good.


See, she already had a little talk with Wanda about her other best galpal and the Wanton Witch knew what to do. She pranced over to her, as everyone in the room ignored the writhing and struggling Batgirl. "And what are YOU supposed to ..." Ivy's voice was cut off as the lacy, gown-wearing Wanda stuck her bosom right in the plant woman's face. There really was something magical about it. She waved it back and forth as she chanted, her voice as bouncy and lyrical as her breasts.

"It's terrible to be uptight
So from now on you'll be pleasant and light.
Harley's every idea is ever so grand,
So be like us and follow her command!
She'll no longer fear either your bark nor your bite!"

She was pressing her into her bosom tightly now. "Ivy, Ivy, forever be happy. Henceforth you're Harley's Flower Child Hippie."

"See," the clown chimed in. "I was thinkin', Red, and Free Love seems like just the thing you need. It'll setcha free!" She grinned even as the transformation began. Flowers appeared in Ivy's hair as the rest of her clothes disappeared altogether. And she had such a pleasant spacy smile upon her face. "So howya feeling?"

"Oh," It was the nicest, ditziest voice there could be. "I am like totally one with the universe, Harley. Come and lay with me."

"In a bit." Harley went over, not to her, but to her Delivery Girl. "Got some business first. Now, this is how I pay you." She honked her breast again. "It drives you nuts." Once, twice, three times. "Three is for when you did a really good job. It's what you want most in the world." Her eyes had rolled back comedically and Harley grinned. "Attagirl."

Her eyes turned Batgirl. "Now, for you! I think some big big thoughts, and I've been thinking the big problem with the world today is that kids just don't have the right sort of role models. So we're gonna fix that with you. My own Harley Quinn Girl Scout, cookies and all, a saucy little Bratgirl in her Harley Scout uniform. Betcha can't wait! Wanda, do your thing!"


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C.King - 3/22/2017 5:03 PM
To Pick a villain, first pick a hero. Likely one we haven't used is best. Superman, Thor, Iron Man, Flash or whatever... Then select connected villains or theme villains.
Darth Elsa - 3/22/2017 3:51 PM
GAV, how about some Enchantress being Thor's love salve...maybe have some lezzie action and have it be Jane Foster version of Thor.
Darth Elsa - 3/22/2017 3:50 PM
Looking forward to it pal. Working on a Devilish Woman chapter in the meantime
JimmyKasche - 3/22/2017 11:00 AM
I had an idea for a really terrible pun t-shirt for Barbara in pink lanterns... I'll try and add it a little later when I get the chance :P
gothamalleyviper - 3/22/2017 9:27 AM
Interesting stuff on Pink Lanterns folks. Which Villian(s) should Peter Rabbit and crew go after first for Heros rewarded Easter?
Yang Xiao Long - 3/21/2017 6:35 PM
Working on a Pink Lantern chapter.
Yang Xiao Long - 3/20/2017 11:58 PM
Sorry that chapter took some time. Hope to see people help with Pink Lanterns - Emissaries of Lust. I have been enjoying it and would love to see what you guys could bring to the table.
C.King - 3/20/2017 10:26 AM
I was thinking of adding humor by having Mother and Father Day acting like Sitcom parents, especially the 1950's perfect parent versions.
gothamalleyviper - 3/20/2017 9:50 AM
Nice one King, but I have an idea to make sure we have comedy in there.
ESchorcho - 3/18/2017 11:25 AM
Nice work, GAV. I'm really enjoying this holiday-themed story and am glad that you expanded it to include most holidays. I'm really looking forward to what the Easter Bunny has in store!



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