Harley had abandoned the Joker, become a super, a derby girl, a shrink again and a kind of hero. If heroes helped people by committing crimes and making mayhem. But she was trying, that's what counted right?
Then the piece of jade with the shifting words "Make a Wish" appeared.
"Given the world I live in, it probably works. So might as well test it." she had said to herself. That was almost a week and a half ago.
'Okay, test it. Used it to get a shitload of money, problems free. Not even a problem with the undefeated supercriminals.. The I.R.S.! Give me a lot of swag. Then the big stuff.
Wish the national bird was the rubber chicken without people noticing, then wish they noticed, then wish things back as they were. Wish to change time and space. Like having removing the taboos on non-hetro relationship or having Ancient Romans found America. Then something crazy... I wish human were all now like the ponies on My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic. Between Batpony and Poison Ivycorn, and me Harley Quinnasus, it was freakin' awesome fun.
The testing is done, no side effects at the moment. Which means time for some fun!' thought the Clown Girl as she tried to decide what to do to have fun. Oh, and help. Have fun and help... and have fun!
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