((Storyline moved to current Marvel timeline, so as to include more characters.  Also, neither Civil War has occurred, and neither has HydraCap.))

 

"UNnhh..." Jessica Drew, the heroine Spider-Woman said, groaning as she came awake.  The last thing she remembered is that she had been on patrol... "Where am I?"

 

"First thing, please don't panic," said a voice.  "You are in no danger, despite what it looks like." 

 

Spider-Woman blinked, frowning.  "That's not something you say to someone you don't want to panic," she said, her vision blurry.  All she could see was green blurs...  wait, green?

 

She blinked again, her vision clearing.  And she saw them.  The green skin, the ridged chin...

 

Two males and one female, all clad in robes, all smiling weakly.  "I know this looks bad..." the woman said.

 

"SKRULLS!" Spider-Woman said, firing a bioelectric blast.  The aliens ducked out of the room they were in, pressing a button and sealing the room, Spider-Woman's powers nullifying.  She kicked furiously at the door.  "Let me out!"  

 

"We will!  But you have to calm down!" the female Skrull said.  

 

Spider-Woman, glaring at her, frowned.  "...What do you want?" 

 

"To give you tremendous pleasure and have you live in a paradise for the duration of your stay here," the female Skrull said.

 

Spider-Woman blinked.  "...What?" she said.

 

The female Skrull sighed.  "Let's... let's try again," she said.  "I am Queen Veranke, ruler of the Skrull.  And... our people are dying."  

 

Spider-Woman frowned.  "I'm sorry... But what does that have to do with all of this?" she said.

 

"Our god has shown us the error of our ways. War... War has accomplished nothing.  The Kree are subjugated by the Shi'ar.  And our people are nomads because of the Devourer... who for some reason has become the golden Lifebringer.  If Galactus can change..."  Veranke shook her head.  "We need to change as well.  Your race... it has been shown that they are uniquely compatable with the pretty much every bipedal species in the known universe."

 

"You want to breed with humans," Spider-Woman said softly.

 

Veranke smiled weakly.  "It's an invasion, I admit.  But it will be a peaceful one.  We're basically offering free sex, here," she said.  

 

Spider-Woman frowned.  "Why kidnap me?" she asked, crossing her arms.

 

"We were originally kidnapping heroes and other prominent officials and celebrities of your world with the intent of undermining your government," Veranke admitted, Spider-Woman scowling angrily.  Veranke grinned weakly.  "But now, we have another purpose.  We are still replacing people, but instead of holding them prisoner in a dungeon, we..."  She paused, sighing.  "I'll just admit it - we've gilded the cage.  We've turned the prison into what is basically a spa and sauna.  You'll be treated as a goddess, given all the food and drink you want.  Every Skrull here will serve your whims, as a servant or as a lover."  

 

Spider-Woman blushed.  "You're kidding..." she said.

 

Veranke smiled.  "Nope," she said.  "You have anyone you're attracted to?  The servants here will turn into them for you.  In addition, all your medical needs will be attended to.  You will never not be in perfect health.  As an example, your breasts are no longer implants, but all natural." 

 

Spider-Woman blinked, and looked down at her chest.  As part of the infiltration work she had agreed to, she had pretended to work for Hydra.  They had altered her body to give her enhanced powers, and as part of it gave her breast implants.  Now that she looked at them, they did have a more natural shape to them...

 

"Okay fine, my boobs don't have silicone in them now," Spider-Woman said.  "What does this have to do with me?"

 

"One thing we plan on doing is eliminating the more toxic elements of human society.  With your connections to both SHIELD and Hydra, the two strongest world powers aside from Latveria, you are in a unique position to do a lot of good," Veranke said.  "To that end, I have chosen to be the one who replaces you."   

 

Spider-Woman's eyes narrowed.  "'Replaces.'"  

 

"Temporarily," Veranke insisted.  "Until our work is done and we can present ourselves openly.  After which you will be sent back home, no questions asked.  Until then, you will be treated well, as will any others we replace and as those we've already replaced already are."  

 

"..." Spider-Woman hesitated.

 

Veranke smiled.  "This is, of course, entirely voluntary.  If you refuse, we will send you back home and blank your memory of this entire thing.  You are under no obligation to accept."  

 

"...I won't be hurt?  And no one else will be?" Spider-Woman asked.

 

Veranke nodded.  "I swear by our god that our intentions towards the Earth are good, and that no one will be hurt in our secret invasion of Earth," she said.

 

Spider-Woman bit her lip.  It sounded good, she had to admit.  But the Skrulls had been enemies of Earth for so long...